The Hunter
I needs me one of those so I can learn the ways of the Force. Must be willing to travel, as I'm the Admiral of a pretty sick Chiss Armada... and I'd prefer a female so I can lace my posts with appropriate innuendo. If you don't want the rigors of a true master-apprentice relationship, I'll accept tutors and substitute teachers. Don't miss out Dark Jedi -- I'm just that awesome, and if you can absorb some of my awesomeness, you'll be 5000% better at life and baking cakes.