Curse You!

[Xi Rel]

Ok, after geting my imaginetion out of the dumpster, i come up vith this: You throw a curse on the next posters head, the more imaginetive the beter . They have to vrite how they cope vith your curse, then put out there own curse, for the next poster. Rinse and repeat. So for instance...

Me: May all yor teeth fall out exept one, so it gives you a tooth-ache!

You: (reply) Fine, i'l just take out the last 1 too, then get a fuly prostetic jaw!
(yor curse) May you grow a 3rd hand out of ur stomach!

..... and then just go on.

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So, to begin...

May your skin start itching all over yor body, and not stop!

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

Replace's body with cybernetics

Poor adventurer entering my lair, no longer will you hear, see or feel, smell and taste that this curse is real

 

[Xi Rel]

Oh yeaaa! i'm a ghost now!

May yor eyes fall out of ur skull, and u grow another pair of them on ur ass!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Gross! I don't want to see myself pooping!
I'll just have to sit down from now on and do it in the dark...


May your mascara run. THERE!

 

[Xi Rel]

Ammm... no big deal, it tends to run evry time i get down&dirty on my bf or a client XD

May yor arms fall-of, and u grow a second pair of legs in there place!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Sheesh!
YOU ARE a sith! *eyes make a circle*


May your stockings run during a formal procession.

 

[Xi Rel]

Thats right! I am a Sith. And un-like Jedi losers, we dont restrikt our-selvs from pleazures of the body! HEHEHEHE!

O....k... vhat stockings wuld that be? I only wear stockings indoors. And only then, as part of certain S/M costumes. Outsyde, knee-high sport socks are just fine. I dont like stockings in general, cuz they restrikt my movement, and feel itchy. So the chance of me wearing stockings during a formal procession is about nil XD

May your panties fall of to ur ankles at work, just as you bend down! *evil smirk*

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Pft... I wear thongs.

May your hi-heel break or get stuck in a sidewalk grate. Ha!

 

[Xi Rel]

Wel... guys must love that view.

Bust! I dont wear heels... agen, exept as part of a costume. Imagine runing and fighting in hi-heels? I dont wana hendikep my-self like that. XD Not to mention develop toe problems. No... outsyde, sneakers or jumps, or no-heel female shoes for more formal stuff. Hi heels are rezerved for sexy ocasions - indoors. And for not walking longer then the distance from the bedroom door to bed.

May your tongue swel so much you cant blab animore! :c

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Muma muma mummm muma mamu- *Gasps*

Grrrr... :angry:


*signs * You're horrid.

 

[Xi Rel]

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Yea...then not a minute later....

 

[Xi Rel]

wel nobodys perfekt...

May you drown in a bath-tub full of perfume.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Hmm..THAT could be possible, as I do love my scented bubble baths.

May the rest room that you go to be out of toilet paper!

 

[Xi Rel]

Fukk it... guess my nerf herder wil just have to go un-wiped that time... *shrug* Wuldnt be the 1st time, probly not the last. Public rest rooms tend to be un-relyable in that regard, vhich is why i avoid them vhenever posible. And if i have to go, i try to find one that is a part of a reputable restorant or something - less chance of that hapening, since they got a reputation to protekt.

May a poizonus snake crawl from under ur bed and bite you, just as yor bare feet touch the floor in the morning vhen you get up!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Then I'll sleep in late and not get up till the afternoon! Ha!

May you break a nail just when you finish putting on makeup.

 

[Xi Rel]

Thats why i wear fake nails, just for looks. You didnt actualy think those are real? So they can dig-in to my skin and draw blood vhen i clinch a fist? Not likely. I just put them on vhen i want to fix-up and look more feminine. I wear them for the same reazon i got under a knife and got fake tits, to keep a balance betwen buff and feminine. It can be a tight rope to walk on.

May lice start breeding in yor hair, and give you unberable itch! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Lice? ...why does it have to be lice? I hate lice....


May you have a wardrobe malfunction on stage.

 

[Xi Rel]

On stage? Vhat stage wuld that be?

May you grow a big horn atop of yor head!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Yea?..like then I'll be like one of my favorite animals that missed getting on Noah's Ark...a beautiful unicorn!
I knew there was good intentions in you, [member="Natalija"] . You just have to show it more.


Oh and the 'On Stage' thing, I thought you also do body building competition. Ok then...may your sport's bra snap off during one of your ring fights.