CAPTAIN RONHAR TANE, TK-3301
BASTION, BRAXANT RUN, TINGLE ARM
SHADOWLIGHT FESTIVAL
Ronhar had never felt more ridiculous in life than he felt now!
Seriously, how had he allowed himself to have been talked into this situation? "It'll be fun", they said. "It's an outreach mission", they said. "You need to be as nonthreatening as possible", they said. Well, if nonthreatening was what Ronhar was going for, he was certainly succeeding. His inflatable
Tauntaun Costume was getting more than a bit of attention, and several small children had already ran up to him asking Ronhar if they could feel the costume. Just where the hell had they found him such an absurd article of clothing to wear? Ronhar couldn't imagine any self respecting person would deliberately choose to don such a baffling piece of kit, yet here he was, doing exactly that.
Still, he couldn't help but smile as he saw all the excited children happily running about the festival grounds, their somewhat tired looking parents and guardians keeping a close watch all the while. It was nice, this festival. Calm. Peaceful. Something Ronhar was getting to experience less and less these days. Between the Sith, the Empire, and of course
Mahporeem's induction into the
Imperial Confederation, things had been proceeding at a hectic pace for Ronhar. It really was nice to take it easy for a chance, to do something that didn't involve a life or death situation.
Maybe that was why Ronhar had been ordered to go on this "mission" in the first place.
Regardless, this peace was exactly what Ronha was fighting for, whether it was on Bastion or
Mahporeem or anywhere else in the galaxy. This was what it truly meant to be a part of something greater, to provide the galaxy with the stability and prosperity it truly deserved. The fact that others would do anything to shatter such a sense of peace truly baffled Ronhar, which was why more than ever Ronhar would continue to do anything that he could to further the goals of the Confederation, and to crush those upstart interlopers once and for all!
But of course, that could wait for another day. Today, Ronhar was here to enjoy himself and the festival, and he was ready to take full advantage of that fact. As he continued to pace the grounds in his silly costume, he came upon a number of carnival games, one of which immediately drew his attention:
The Phantom Range!
It appeared to be, for all intents and purposes, a shooting gallery themed to the festival's atmosphere. Ronhar thought about the last shooting demonstration he had given during the Confederation's previous naval conference. It had actually been kind of fun, getting to show off his skill and not worry about being fired upon in the process.
Oh, what the heck? Why not?
Ronhar sauntered up to the gallery, his costume bouncing all around as he looked for the vendor, person or alien in charge of the establishment. Such a gallery would normally not be any sort of problem for Ronhar in the slightest, but his excessively large costume could make things just a tad bit difficult for him.
No big deal. After all, Ronhar was never one to shy away from a challenge, and this particular one seemed right up his alley!
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