Become the Crisis
- Target: @[member="Thessa Kai"]
- Client: A particular Sith.
- Reason: To quote the Sith putting the bounty up: "I've always wanted to cuddle a mermaid. Well, that, and the genetic samples I could get from her would be very useful for my next wave of experiments."
- Thread of offense: All of them.
- Price: c250,000
- Conditions: Alive. Does not need to be undamaged, but damage will reduce the payment given, for her acquisition.