Best Bounty Ever

[Sin1]

Name of Bounty:The Beard of @Darth Vornskr
Name of Contractor: Unknown
Bounty Price: 1000 Credits
Condition: Bring me the shavings of his beard, REMOVE IT!
Additional Info: It's his pride, and joy..expect heavy resistance...also he is a Sith Lord named Kaine Zambrano who likes to bed women, and throw away his children.

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

Vornskr be like:

 

[Sin1]

[member="Drapeam Nyx"]

Bring me his beard!!!!

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

[member="Razer Sin"]
Here's a completely 100% real picture of him without his beard, because I totally just shaved 100% of it off.
If you want his head hair that will cost extra.
http://oi59.tinypic.com/2ezmbzk.jpg

Here is the shavings:
http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/hair250.jpg

[member="Darth Vornskr"]: You look great without a beard.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

10/10

[member="Drapeam Nyx"]

 

[Sin1]

[member="Drapeam Nyx"]

I'll pay the extra

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

[member="Razer Sin"]

It's a lot easier to see his manly outline without all that hair and grease.

 

[Sin1]

[member="Drapeam Nyx"]

Kinda looks like he enjoyed that..too much O>O

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

[member="Drapeam Nyx"]

Kinda looks like he enjoyed that..too much O>O

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You're paying extra for this.

 

[Sin1]

[member="Drapeam Nyx"]

Hey..you're the one who cut his hair..and did extra....I didnt know it would be that EXTRA

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

[member="Razer Sin"]
All I did was cut his hair. If anyone did extra, it was him. Apparently some people got weird fetishes.

 

[Sin1]

[member="Drapeam Nyx"]


Apparently he...faps when his hair is being cut...good job for finding this out for us...

*Pays the woman*

 

[Tefka]

[member="Razer Sin"]

How do you have this many credits

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

*Pays the woman*

I'm totally accepting this as canon payment.

[member="Razer Sin"]

How do you have this many credits

He totally ran a fundraiser. Turns out everyone wanted Vornskr to shave.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Luckily, by feeding off of his jealousy, I was able to regrow my beard through the Dark Side of the Force.

 

[Sin1]

[member="Akala"]

[member="Drapeam Nyx"]

Im a respectable Bruce Wayne man!

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

Time for a new fundraiser