The Parliament
Wearing: Resistance Epidermis
Armed with: Cultist Blade (Synthetic Crystal Lightsaber, purple blade)
With:
The Battalion
Maple Harte
(Darth Strelok)
The Cult Of The Brain Demon
Location: Brain Demon Temple (Outer Rim)
Deep within a snow white Pyramid isolated in corrupted mountains on an unnamed Desert World, The Matriarch of The Cult and it's Champion recovered their strength, flesh shuddering as they fed on the dark power within. Darth Strelok, clad in black biker leathers watched, leaning against the only wall she felt safe against in the Brain Demon temple, watching the two Master Witches meditate in the center, surrounded by Witches in skintight white catsuits on their knees as sacrificial blood flowed in special channels around them.
"Well, that escalated quickly..." Strelok said suddenly. "I mean, that really got out of hand..."
(Cutaway of Ron Burgundy fighting a shark in the ocean)
"Weren't we there to get our foot in the door?"
"No one orders me to kill my own creations. And they certainly don't get to tell me what to do after calling me of all people, a footnote." The Parliament snapped.
"You were a complete ass!" Strelok snapped back. "First you pull that stunt with the fire pit, then, then, you start talking chit about all of them, then you give a clearly fake as hell apology after you test their patience to its absolute limit, and then you let Percival ruin any chance we might have had to salvage that debacle.
Strelok sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"And now we got everyone pissed at us. Everyone..." Strelok snapped. "Why the feth didn't you reign in Percival?"
"Empyrean was pissing me off. Besides, think about how the consequences will weigh on
Percival Io
. Free will does have its consequences. He can consider it a learning experience."
"He probably didn't want us to be part of the Sith." Strelok muttered.
"Fat load of good that's gonna do him..." The Battalion added, feeling a bit guilty about Percival's position in life, but smirking about it too because she was a Brain Demon Cultist.
"It was my choice to offer him freedom, and his to take it. Besides, he's such a sweet boy, defending my honor. Best case scenario, it opens up a new crop of victims to harvest from." The Parliament asserted with gusto, seemingly always in high spirits, in contrast to her dour, quiet deliberateness as Xiphos.
"And worse case scenario is the Triumvirate is on our case forever because we tried to directly murder them..."
"Those three? I'll make them chase us around the Galaxy if I have to, peaking at every shadow. I won't give them a moments rest if it comes down to it." The Parliament insisted haughtily.
"They're veterans, dear sister..." Strelok muttered.
"Oh, Uri, you wound me when you say 'Sister' in such a morose, unpleasant manner..." The Parliament said. "Have a little faith in the Dark Side... besides, I don't care if they're veterans or not, they're the same people who oversaw the end of the old empire and The CIS. They learned nothing. The true war is not to control the Galaxy, but to destroy the Jedi. The true war is in the hearts of all living things." (KOTOR REFERENCE #852389765!: 100 XP)
"Their hearts were full of sin. They use the Dark Side, but it doesn't favor them any more than it does the Maw. They will over reach, or their empire will stagnate...as before." The Battalion said, rising alongside her wife. "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"And it's such a damned terrible waste, too, those three in charge of such a tide of darkness, and no idea what to do with it. What if we could salvage it from them?"
"How?" Strelok asked.
"Poor Sister, never seeing past the gun barrel..." The Parliament chuckled.
"We came there not to truly seek Alliance with them, but for everyone who wants to overthrow them. We crashed their silly little yacht party...we made all three of them try to command just one and fail. We tried to kill them, and their supporters, in their own turf. The weak died, but the strong who survived and hate The Triumvirate...our action will reverberate with them...in a matter of fact, we have invited just such a one, who will shortly grace us with their curiosity, thanks to the efforts of Alessandra."
"You better keep a closer eye on Percival. He's a rogue element now."
"Where would he go? Now that he's free, he's probably more acutely aware than ever how he'll never be treated elsewhere like he'll be treated here."
"He was treated to having his girlfriend converted!" Strelok complained throwing up her hands in frustration. "He's not over that. He's not..."
"He still spends time with her. He's his mother's son, more than even he realizes. Trust me, once he laid eyes on a hot magical redhead in a Catsuit, it was all over." The Parliament insisted, rolling her eyes. "He'll adapt...I'm sure of it..."
"And another thing, why are you wearing Amy's catsuit?" Strelok asked in revulsion.
"What, does it make my ass look fat? Honey, does this make my ass look fat?" The Parliament asked worriedly, turning around in her dead master's flesh colored catsuit to show The Battalion.
"Oh, nooo..." The Battalion answered, grinning at the free show.
"See? Defense rests..." The Parliament said with smirk.
"I don't care about how well it covers your ass, I care about why you are wearing it!" Strelok hissed. "Don't you think that might be a little fethed up?"
"Of course. Your point?" The Parliament asked.
Strelok sighed. "Never mind..."
A Cultist came up with a silver platter that had two goblets of blood, harvested from something awful The Parliament and The Battalion both took a sip from their goblets.
"Want a sip?" The Battalion offered. "We put cinnamon in it, so it's festive, considering it's almost Life Day, again."
Strelok's stomach turned as Drael blood coated their lips, greedily licked off by corrupted tongues.
"No thanks..." Strelok muttered.
"Uri, you really ought to take the stick out, one of these days, because frankly, I don't understand how you sit..." The Parliament complained as she headed down to the reception hall, its walls covered with burned writings of the Ancient Sith on their surface. The whole place on the interior was thick with the corruption of the Dark Side, yet churned with a dark power.
"Where the hell is Percival, by the way?" Strelok asked.
"Oh, I think he's in the Archives..." The Battalion answered. "It's the quietest, least bloody place here. We set up a free Ice Cream machine there!"
Strelok was distracted a moment, watching a bored looking cultist move a cart full of freshly cut out...something to a minor sacrificial chamber in the distance.
"What's in the ice cream?" Strelok asked uneasily.
"It doesn't matter, it qualifies by the legal description in at least several systems as Ice Cream." The Battalion assured her as they arrived at the center of the reception, The Matriarch and her Consort resting on a stone dais in a meditative position, channeling the Dark Side through their bodies and back out to further deepen the spiritual corruption in the temple, while Strelok, their top Assassin, leaned against a small statue of their now dead Master,
The Amalgam
, spinning her golden revolver as they waited to receive
Lady Venge
...
Percival Io
Alessandra Io
Armed with: Cultist Blade (Synthetic Crystal Lightsaber, purple blade)
With:


The Cult Of The Brain Demon
Location: Brain Demon Temple (Outer Rim)
Deep within a snow white Pyramid isolated in corrupted mountains on an unnamed Desert World, The Matriarch of The Cult and it's Champion recovered their strength, flesh shuddering as they fed on the dark power within. Darth Strelok, clad in black biker leathers watched, leaning against the only wall she felt safe against in the Brain Demon temple, watching the two Master Witches meditate in the center, surrounded by Witches in skintight white catsuits on their knees as sacrificial blood flowed in special channels around them.
"Well, that escalated quickly..." Strelok said suddenly. "I mean, that really got out of hand..."
(Cutaway of Ron Burgundy fighting a shark in the ocean)
"Weren't we there to get our foot in the door?"
"No one orders me to kill my own creations. And they certainly don't get to tell me what to do after calling me of all people, a footnote." The Parliament snapped.
"You were a complete ass!" Strelok snapped back. "First you pull that stunt with the fire pit, then, then, you start talking chit about all of them, then you give a clearly fake as hell apology after you test their patience to its absolute limit, and then you let Percival ruin any chance we might have had to salvage that debacle.
Strelok sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"And now we got everyone pissed at us. Everyone..." Strelok snapped. "Why the feth didn't you reign in Percival?"
"Empyrean was pissing me off. Besides, think about how the consequences will weigh on

"He probably didn't want us to be part of the Sith." Strelok muttered.
"Fat load of good that's gonna do him..." The Battalion added, feeling a bit guilty about Percival's position in life, but smirking about it too because she was a Brain Demon Cultist.
"It was my choice to offer him freedom, and his to take it. Besides, he's such a sweet boy, defending my honor. Best case scenario, it opens up a new crop of victims to harvest from." The Parliament asserted with gusto, seemingly always in high spirits, in contrast to her dour, quiet deliberateness as Xiphos.
"And worse case scenario is the Triumvirate is on our case forever because we tried to directly murder them..."
"Those three? I'll make them chase us around the Galaxy if I have to, peaking at every shadow. I won't give them a moments rest if it comes down to it." The Parliament insisted haughtily.
"They're veterans, dear sister..." Strelok muttered.
"Oh, Uri, you wound me when you say 'Sister' in such a morose, unpleasant manner..." The Parliament said. "Have a little faith in the Dark Side... besides, I don't care if they're veterans or not, they're the same people who oversaw the end of the old empire and The CIS. They learned nothing. The true war is not to control the Galaxy, but to destroy the Jedi. The true war is in the hearts of all living things." (KOTOR REFERENCE #852389765!: 100 XP)
"Their hearts were full of sin. They use the Dark Side, but it doesn't favor them any more than it does the Maw. They will over reach, or their empire will stagnate...as before." The Battalion said, rising alongside her wife. "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"And it's such a damned terrible waste, too, those three in charge of such a tide of darkness, and no idea what to do with it. What if we could salvage it from them?"
"How?" Strelok asked.
"Poor Sister, never seeing past the gun barrel..." The Parliament chuckled.
"We came there not to truly seek Alliance with them, but for everyone who wants to overthrow them. We crashed their silly little yacht party...we made all three of them try to command just one and fail. We tried to kill them, and their supporters, in their own turf. The weak died, but the strong who survived and hate The Triumvirate...our action will reverberate with them...in a matter of fact, we have invited just such a one, who will shortly grace us with their curiosity, thanks to the efforts of Alessandra."
"You better keep a closer eye on Percival. He's a rogue element now."
"Where would he go? Now that he's free, he's probably more acutely aware than ever how he'll never be treated elsewhere like he'll be treated here."
"He was treated to having his girlfriend converted!" Strelok complained throwing up her hands in frustration. "He's not over that. He's not..."
"He still spends time with her. He's his mother's son, more than even he realizes. Trust me, once he laid eyes on a hot magical redhead in a Catsuit, it was all over." The Parliament insisted, rolling her eyes. "He'll adapt...I'm sure of it..."
"And another thing, why are you wearing Amy's catsuit?" Strelok asked in revulsion.
"What, does it make my ass look fat? Honey, does this make my ass look fat?" The Parliament asked worriedly, turning around in her dead master's flesh colored catsuit to show The Battalion.
"Oh, nooo..." The Battalion answered, grinning at the free show.
"See? Defense rests..." The Parliament said with smirk.
"I don't care about how well it covers your ass, I care about why you are wearing it!" Strelok hissed. "Don't you think that might be a little fethed up?"
"Of course. Your point?" The Parliament asked.
Strelok sighed. "Never mind..."
A Cultist came up with a silver platter that had two goblets of blood, harvested from something awful The Parliament and The Battalion both took a sip from their goblets.
"Want a sip?" The Battalion offered. "We put cinnamon in it, so it's festive, considering it's almost Life Day, again."
Strelok's stomach turned as Drael blood coated their lips, greedily licked off by corrupted tongues.
"No thanks..." Strelok muttered.
"Uri, you really ought to take the stick out, one of these days, because frankly, I don't understand how you sit..." The Parliament complained as she headed down to the reception hall, its walls covered with burned writings of the Ancient Sith on their surface. The whole place on the interior was thick with the corruption of the Dark Side, yet churned with a dark power.
"Where the hell is Percival, by the way?" Strelok asked.
"Oh, I think he's in the Archives..." The Battalion answered. "It's the quietest, least bloody place here. We set up a free Ice Cream machine there!"
Strelok was distracted a moment, watching a bored looking cultist move a cart full of freshly cut out...something to a minor sacrificial chamber in the distance.
"What's in the ice cream?" Strelok asked uneasily.
"It doesn't matter, it qualifies by the legal description in at least several systems as Ice Cream." The Battalion assured her as they arrived at the center of the reception, The Matriarch and her Consort resting on a stone dais in a meditative position, channeling the Dark Side through their bodies and back out to further deepen the spiritual corruption in the temple, while Strelok, their top Assassin, leaned against a small statue of their now dead Master,




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