Enigma Iuda
Script Kiddie
Sitting quietly, Enigma elbowed Hacks in the ribs good naturedly.
“Yeah Boss, mind your manners! Stop interrupting the nuptuals in such a manner!”
Throwing up a chrome-handed thumbs up to the fellow who had come over to speak with them, the slicer sent him a whispered
“Don’t worry Bro, I got you! Allll you neeed is looooveeee….”
Within his seat, he turned a masked head around, looking about for his secondary objective, that being bridesmaids and beer. Alright now, let’s see what we have here…ach! A bunch o’ red dragans cap’n! Argh, there be dragans in these seeeeeas alrightyyyyy, but where be yon bonny wenches and yon meadswills!?
As he searched, the room, the celebrant continued.
“Marriage is an integral part of the human tradition. Let us remember, as we stand here before the Universe , that the vows taken today hold great importance, just as they did to our ancestors. As individuals, we make the choice to enter the union of marriage in order to share all aspects of ourselves with our soulmate. Today, this is true for Mike and Salis. There are few greater joys in life than finding someone with whom we truly "click."”
Turning slowly, the visor on Enigma’s mask began to flash furiously with crying emojis at such poetry. WHO is this guy!? I wonder if he does haiku….
“Guys…this guys isn’t a Lawyer….he’s a freaking genius…”
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Hacks
Dyre Redwave
Laziryth
Max Arach
“Yeah Boss, mind your manners! Stop interrupting the nuptuals in such a manner!”
Throwing up a chrome-handed thumbs up to the fellow who had come over to speak with them, the slicer sent him a whispered
“Don’t worry Bro, I got you! Allll you neeed is looooveeee….”
Within his seat, he turned a masked head around, looking about for his secondary objective, that being bridesmaids and beer. Alright now, let’s see what we have here…ach! A bunch o’ red dragans cap’n! Argh, there be dragans in these seeeeeas alrightyyyyy, but where be yon bonny wenches and yon meadswills!?
As he searched, the room, the celebrant continued.
“Marriage is an integral part of the human tradition. Let us remember, as we stand here before the Universe , that the vows taken today hold great importance, just as they did to our ancestors. As individuals, we make the choice to enter the union of marriage in order to share all aspects of ourselves with our soulmate. Today, this is true for Mike and Salis. There are few greater joys in life than finding someone with whom we truly "click."”
Turning slowly, the visor on Enigma’s mask began to flash furiously with crying emojis at such poetry. WHO is this guy!? I wonder if he does haiku….
“Guys…this guys isn’t a Lawyer….he’s a freaking genius…”
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