You wake up next to them.

[Icarus]

Drunk enough to slur your words.

 

[Zelda Tarys]

I... am going to put a bullet in you, and then get the hell out.

 

[Icarus]

And I will rip your spine out of your chest if you so much as move a muscle, so do yourself a favor and keep still.

 

[Viru Lentus]

When we went to bed you were a dime... WHAT HAPPENED?!

 

[Zelda Tarys]

I dunno, but if you could choke that trooper for me, that'd be excellent.

 

[Icarus]

Karking hell... where did I put my vibroknife?

 

[Zelda Tarys]

Ummm... *picks the knife up and throws it into the wall* There!

*runs*

 

[Icarus]

*Takes the vibroknife and chases*

 

[Skylar Ichor]

That's what I'M supposed to do!

*leaves to go find [member="Jan VonFowl"]*

 

[Jan VonFowl]

*Runs into [member="Skylar Ichor"] in the hallway*

Found you!

*snuggles*

 

[Slice Spiralflame]

Well then...

 

[Vulpesen]

You look horrified.... The hell happened?

 

[Slice Spiralflame]

Waking up next to a wolf person

 

[Vulpesen]

Thats... fair enough. Still hurts though.

 

[Slice Spiralflame]

That was the idea

 

[Vulpesen]

I remember jedi being told to be diplomatic... Now they're apparently taught to steal your sheets and insult your presence... *sprays with a waterbottle* Bad space wizard!

 

[Icarus]

I'm baaaack~

 

[Slice Spiralflame]

Okay....


And I'll have you know I got top marks for stealing sheets

 

[Gunther Creed]

How...irregular?

You will tell me what you drugged me with.

 

[Werah Unon]

If I told you that, I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

*Whispers what it was*

*Ignites Lightsaber*