You wake up next to them.

[Doctor Azure]

Ummm... Because this room belongs to a very specific blonde Mando girl, and I have a key? And, y'know, because I live here?

 

[Slot 3]

*activates lightsaber*

 

[Doctor Azure]

*activates jet boots and tech gauntlets*

 

[Rawnie Tal'verda]

*sits in bed with bowl of icecream*
My money is on the blue man.

 

[Slot 14]

Is there... Really any reason to fight?

 

[Doctor Azure]

I consider people breaking into my ship a valid reason?

 

[Slot 14]

*looks a little scared* I didn't break in! I just woke up here!

 

[B'arin Fett]

Now there are people in MY bed... I need a drink...

 

[Slot 20]

You realize that won't make them go away, right?

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

Shhhh, don't tell him that!

 

[Slot 20]

Why not? He's gonna find out sooner or later. No use delaying the inevitable...

 

[B'arin Fett]

Oh, I already know... it just makes me forget the fact that there are random people appearing in my quarters... now get out before I rip your spine out, bash your skull in with it, then shove it down your throat... (Edgy, amirite?)

 

[Rawnie Tal'verda]

Oh goodness. The Fett again. You know, I think we may be distantly related cousins.

...That does not help to make things less awkward.

 

[Slot 4]

........ *tackle-bites the Edgy Mando*

 

[Vulpesen]

*pokes the strange horns*

 

[B'arin Fett]

ow... not really, but ow; and Rawnie... please don't make this even more awkward... I beg of you...

 

[Doctor Azure]

Okay, look... Everybody here who's testing their various biting fetishes and whatnot out on my girlfriend... I have a high-powered magnetic shotgun propped up on my wall just for you people...

 

[Rawnie Tal'verda]

So I'm your girlfriend now, Lorane? I missed the memo.

 

[Doctor Azure]

Yeah, absolutely. Just remember not to shoot holes in my wall.

 

[Rawnie Tal'verda]

I'm your girlfriend, not your wife. You don't get to tell me what to do.