You wake up next to them.

[Vulpesen]

Bit young to be wakin near adults ain't ya?

 

[Raijin Arashi]

Why am I waking up next to anybody?! I'm incapable of even getting drunk.

 

[Slot 16]

...... You know it's illegal to drug and bed minors on this planet, right?

 

[Jan VonFowl]

I am a minor...

 

[Slot 11]

Well, good for you! Now get out.

 

[Celty Ikon]

Uh... No?

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Vulpesen]

I get it... lord of a planet, I have a very comfy bed... Despite that, you need to GET OUT!

 

[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

Oh, but why? It's so.... *shifts into an abnormally beautiful woman*...cozy....

 

[Hijinks]

I totally don't mind everything we just did here... But maybe you could change back to your normal form? I like scales.

 

[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

*sighs* Fine. Just thought I'd make things interesting.... *shifts back to regular form*

 

[Vulpesen]

ok... this I can deal with

 

[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

Anything in particular you want in a woman? I can give you whatever you want...

 

[Hijinks]

Nope! *proceeds to snog and make weird purring noises*

 

[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

(Okay, now I can't think straight with all those purring noises XD)

*shifts into a female version of you, and returns snogging and weird purring noises*

 

[Hijinks]

(Mental image of fem-Boris does not help my concentration...)

Tch... bad kitty *takes her and rolls off the bed with her*

 

[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

(I'm leaving this to the imagination )

 

[Hijinks]

(Yeah... shapeshifters 'playing' around on the floor as cat people... Probably best left to the imagination)

 

[Slice Spiralflame]

....

*Covers eyes*

*Attempts to walk out of the room blind*

 

[Hijinks]

Why were you even in here, kid?

 

[Slice Spiralflame]

shhh, I'm not here.

*Walks into wall*