You wake up next to them.

[Malachite the Shoki]

You, idiot.

I'm seventy-eight years old. You are a kid compared to me.

 

[Zac Grayson]

[member="Malachite Avachei"]

I am in my 900s

 

[Bazette Royalblaze]

I'm only in my early 30s... but I'm still beautiful~

"She's right you know."

Get out of this bed, cultist..

"Sorry miss!"

 

[Zik'l]

*Resists urge to make "burns when you pee" jokes.*

 

[Kaia Starchaser]

Bug.

 

[Zik'l]

Hey, at least it's bugs instead of crabs.

I'm so funny.

 

[Noamd]

Have you eaten glitterstim?

 

[Bazette Royalblaze]

Nope, I drink alcohol though.

 

[Zik'l]

I do not take alcoholics or narcotics of any kind.

Oh shit, my excuse doesn't work anymore. :|

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

I forgot to close the window, didn't I

 

[Nefertari Sovint]

Not the worst thing I've woken up to...but certainly not the best. No offense.

 

[Noah Corek]

How old are you again?

 

[Darth Vaildra]

[member="Kaia Starchaser"]


LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kaia Starchaser]

[member="Hakora Feanor"]
Si.

 

[Darth Vaildra]

[member="Kaia Starchaser"]

Got to have dinner with her and her husband one time, it was nice.

 

[Bazette Royalblaze]

[member="Hakora Feanor"]

Well, that was nice... for an Echani/Human stand

 

[Darth Vaildra]

[member="Bazette Royalblaze"]

I am Echani/Eldorai.....

 

[Bazette Royalblaze]

[member="Hakora Feanor"]

Didn't mean just you. Though that makes this a bit more complex.

 

[Darth Vaildra]

[member="Bazette Royalblaze"]

I'll make you a complex breakfast in bed

 

[Darth Vaildra]

[member="Bazette Royalblaze"]

Also, since you are an apprentice, Hakora is quite mastered in Pyrokenesis. While his version is more like fire bending than star wars pyrokenesis, it is still fun in a fight.