You wake up next to them.

[Ryan]

Well....... I try and give her some breathing room

 

[Cobalt]

I hope so

 

[Ryan]

You not so much

 

[Cobalt]

You get a lightsaber resistant chainsaw to the head.

 

[Ryan]

Enables epic beard god mode

*eats chainsaw*

 

[Cobalt]

Really? You get a chainsaw up your ass.

 

[Ryan]

*clenches said ass with enough awesome power to withstand said chainsaw sodomy*

 

[Vulpesen]

y'all are strange

 

[Abbey Gailstrom]

What the kark did I drink last night...?

 

[Ryan]

expensive wine, thats what you drank and you are what i got in trade.

 

[Cobalt]

Ummmm.....

 

[Vulpesen]

Lets avoid that...

 

[Ryan]

ok....... puts lube away.

 

[Vash Ordo]

Enables epic beard god mode

*eats chainsaw*

Had me in tears.

We might need that lube.

 

[Cobalt]

Ummm... Did I go to bed with you? I could've sworn I was sleeping with another woman tonight....

 

[Abbey Gailstrom]

*wakes up with a single needle and the shock of being in Shi'Ido form* Argh... who the kark did THIS to me last night, and why the kark am I not on Tattooine?

 

[Cobalt]

The hell if I know... Can't even tell if you're a guy or a girl...

 

[Abbey Gailstrom]

*turns into his preferred form* This help?

 

[Cobalt]

Yeah. Now, why were you here, again?

 

[Abbey Gailstrom]

Not sure...