You wake up next to them.

[Zayani Brin]

*comes back in* Run down? Just how old do you think I am, feather-face?!

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

*stares at the vampiric winged lady* Ummmm... Lexa... Let's just find somewhere less weird...

 

[Slot 4]

*bites his finger* Oooooo... You have LOADS of the good stuff!

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

*pulls his finger away*

As much as I appreciate your taste... I don't appreciate your tasting...

 

[Slot 4]

*creeps in closer* So much energy. It could set me up for months....

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

I could just bite you back, and that would be it...

 

[Slot 4]

*rolls eyes* Yeah. We can just bite each other and create an endless loop. Something tells me I'll outlive you though. I've got at least 600 more years before I kick the bucket.

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

I've probably got more than that.

 

[Slot 4]

*flaps wings a few times* I'd be willing to test that theory...

 

[Zayani Brin]

Whoa whoa whoa! There will be no eternal-loop-outlive-thingies in here!

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

*jumps away and hides under the bed*

Lexa, the bird-lady wants to eat me... She's hot, but I don't like getting eaten.

 

[Slot 4]

Oh, come out from under there you cowardly pup! *looks at Lexa* Well, I suppose you'll have to do...

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

What? No! Mine! *jumps out and pretends to bite Lexa*

 

[Zayani Brin]

What the- HEY!!!

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

Rarf?

She was going to drain you.

 

[Slot 4]

I still am, actually... *tackles and bites Lexa*

 

[Vanir]

*looks around* And what are you all on about?

 

[Slot 4]

*takes a breath, looking up at the ceiling dreamily* Wow... You Fire Shapers are AMAZING....

 

[Zayani Brin]

Owowowowowow.....

 

[Malachite the Shoki]

*Picks up Lexa and walks away to a different apartment*