You wake up next to them.

[Jacob Irving]

Be careful what you wish for

 

[Metus De'cal]

*Says nothing and jumps out of the window to make his escape!*

 

[Coci Heavenshield]

did not think I was that bad.

 

[Lyon Hara]

What is thou doing in my bed?

 

[Snarykk]

"Get this motherfether outta 'ere!"

 

[Vulpesen]

Agreed. *uses the ancient technique of force defenestration*

 

[Jax Malric]

Well hello

 

[Aurelio Murtix]

Seems I've managed to outdo myself again. Congrats to me!

 

[Jax Malric]

That wasn't so bad..

 

[Vulpesen]

What do you say to another?

 

[Jacob Irving]

Is there a reason why you are here my precious?

 

[Jax Malric]

I don't think so.. -backs away slowly-

 

[Yetari Sellix]

I don't think anyone will ever believe I managed this...

 

[Ryan]

See, you did go that extra mile for my health and well being.

 

[Jax Malric]

-rubs belly-

 

[Ryan]

back leg starts vibrating

 

[Vulpesen]

yyeeaaaa- no

 

[Freanne]

Why not

 

[Jax Malric]

because

 

[Freanne]

but I like your hair colour, do bleach it first?