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Would you rather...

Cobalt

And Everything is Blue, like him.
Don't have to tell people my last name, do I? Heil Myself.


Be permanently on fire, but never burn anybody, or be made of unbreakable ice?
 
I'm having trouble telling the difference... So the Hutt. >.>

Would you rather emit a noxious cloud of gas constantly, or need to use the bathroom every five minutes?
 

Cobalt

And Everything is Blue, like him.
Need to use the bathroom... It'd be like dorms all over again.


Would you rather watch Mr. Zambrano and Voracitos *ahem* take a "tumble", or have your eyes gouged out with [member='Nimue Stormson']'s crown?
 
The first one... Hypno thereapy can erase that.

Would you rather be spontaniously turned into a dog, or Darth Voracitos.
 

Puppet Kyrios

Guest
Dog, I'm not sure who we're Tolkien about

Would you rather have pointy ears and people make fun of you, or six fingers on your right hand people make fun of you?
 

Cobalt

And Everything is Blue, like him.
Pointy ears can be ignored after a while, six fingers can't.


Would you rather have the mass of Popo or Kezeroth's face? :p
 
Kezeroth's face.... If I had the mass of Popo I'd collapse under my own weight. >.>

Would you rather have giant paws for feet, or fur (with the potential to get fleas.)
 
I would rather have fur. I wouldn't need clothes. I could take Advantix for fleas, anyway.

Would you rather go on the Jerry Springer show as a guest during Naked, Fat and Hairy Old Men or have body hair plucked out strand by strand for ten minutes?
 

Cobalt

And Everything is Blue, like him.
Jerry Springer. Even just messing with my eyebrows makes me go ballistic.


Would you rather have your hair on fire, or so frozen it gives you a headache?
 
Frozen, it would thaw eventually, and there's no risk of third degree burns

Would you rather listen to a twenty minute lecture on geometry or throw yourself down the stairs?
 

Cobalt

And Everything is Blue, like him.
"Listen to" (sleep through) a geometry lecture.

(sniped)

Live unhappy, probably... Got pretty good at doing that.

Get an hour of brain freeze or watch Dora the Explorer?
 

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