Various Force User Names

[Revenchent]

Over my years of roleplaying characters who have a particular disdain for force users, I've developed some names for them.
I felt the need to share.

Some personal favorites.

Jedi​

Bathrobe Brigade​

Abstinence Awareness Squad​

Orphan​

Piety Pirates​

Accidental Baby Makers​

Glowstick Rave Warriors​

Chastity Champions​

Pregnancy Awareness Board​

Saber Jockeys​

Space Wizards​

Beating Sticks​

Meat Shields​

Robed Meat​

Destroyers of Fun and all things Pleasent​

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Sith​

Teenage Angst Club​

Grunge Warriors​

Emotional Robes​

Poetic Justice​

Black is Bold Board​

Evil Space Wizards​

The Lost Children​

Slave Drivers​

My-glowstick-is-bigger-than-yours (It was my favorite.)​

Darth Lightning Hands​

Lord Murderface​

Angst Squad​

MPHSNA​

If you have any more, feel free to share!

 

[Odxon Raziel]

Hilarious, and accurate.
"Bathrobe Brigade" is my personal favorite.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Angst Squad FTW!

 

[Galaar Tal'Verda]

I like Pregnancy Awareness Board... Nice one Vode!

 

[Odxon Raziel]

To sum it up:
Jedi= Space Wizards Wearing Bathrobes
Sith= Angsty Over-Emotional Space Wizards with Glow Sticks

 

[Revenchent]

The angst is strong in this one. So very strong.

Can you imagine all the poetry Vader must have wrote?

 

[Galaar Tal'Verda]

Especially about his Panda Bear.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

"Chastity Champions"

*Jedi Master. Impregnated a woman during a healthy relationship*

 

[Revenchent]

Added to List.​

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Accidental Baby Makers​

 

[Aran Finn]

Jedi - Piety Pirates

 

[Revenchent]

^ Twelve points for Gryffindor!

 

[Galaar Tal'Verda]

Nice one @[member="Alen Na'Varro"]

 

[Jsc]

I like starting the conversation with:

"You're a Jedi? Oh, did someone kill your parents too?"

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Orphan

 

[Davin Jusik]

Abstinence Awareness Squad=Jedi


MPHSNA=Sith
My-Parents-Hit-Me-So-Now-I'm-An-A**hole

 

[Garza]

Sith as a Lord of Parent killer.

 

[Revenchent]

Added all of the above!