Where: In the galaxy's most dangerous kitchen
What: Engaging in Jackie Chan-adjacent nonsense
Who: With a small army of Noghri ninjas
A capital ship standoff with Gir Quee sounded less dangerous than being in this room for twelve seconds longer. From Niysha's very convenient, very safe hiding place, she got a firsthand view of In caving a man's head in with a mouse droid, then chasing another off while covered in blood and dressed like a showgirl. With the previous three that ran away, that meant that half a dozen people involved in this increasingly-unlikely situation had decided to quit the field for greener pastures.
That was good. That was basically exactly what Niysha was looking for. The angry little murder machine still screaming at a clown car joke worth of kitchen-assassins was a good enough distraction for her to get some genuine work done
vis-à-vis their imminent survival and eventual success. While it was
nice that the intense young lady had managed to kill a couple of the unlucky and perhaps totally unintentional attackers they were facing, Niysha didn't tend to make plans with other people in mind.
And what was that plan? Hmm.
In the chaos of battle, and the even greater chaos unfolding on the rest of the superyacht, Niysha found a moment of quiet. Not peace - that was far out of her reach, and counterintuitive besides - but a few seconds of calm that would allow her to concentrate. The ship at large and especially the area directly around her was stifling thick with anxiety, fear, anger, and desperation. Familiar currents that the Miraluka's mind could ride off into, flowing along them rather than trying to avoid or suppress them. She didn't exert immediate and violent control like some of her contemporaries would, either; no one and nothing here was hiding amidst emotions and desires. At least, not anymore. Rest in peace,
Bek-Bek.
The general collection of thoughts, memories, emotions, and needs that at one point comprised Niysha spread out further, looked deeper, and took in everything around her. A kitchen was just a room was just a part of a ship was just a ball of matter and electricity hurtling blindly through the vast emptiness of the galaxy was just a mess of swirling emotions and boundless infinities. Taking a moment to reach into that infinite everything, the aggregate cloud that not infrequently represented Niysha reached down with violent, explicit purpose and ripped a perfect destiny from untamed chaos.
Then fell back into herself. Niysha's body was still safe, for the moment, and her prudence regarding involving others in her schemes was immediately vindicated when she noticed that the dark Jedi across the room had been reduced to threatening
a surprisingly large and threatening Noghri with an impromptu chef's mace and buckler. Both of her armaments were still dripping with some kind of chowder, so at least the lightsaber-wielding mega-assassin's impending death would smell delicious.
For a moment, Niysha's understanding of the kitchen situation was near perfect. She recognized, in that moment, that she'd need to move quickly; her grip on her environment would deteriorate rapidly as chaos returned. So, she stuck one foot out from beneath the table she'd been hiding under, catching a Noghri attempting to flank the disarmed young woman squaring off against
a mook with a health bar and unique animations. The result was immediate, as was Niysha's next move.
The assassin she tripped immediately flew forward, catching the middle of his forehead on a stovetop and falling to the ground. The vibroblade he was holding flew out of his hand. In the same moment, Niysha rolled out of cover, stood to her feet, and whipped the chain weapon she'd managed to steal earlier out at what looked to be a near miss somewhere between two ninjas standing in the back and preparing to throw knives. The bladed end of her chain impacted hard enough to become stuck uselessly in a shelf. And, after waiting dead still for a moment, Niysha hurled the other end like a whip around
another ninja that had decided to attack the terrifying ladle knight like a drop bear from the ceiling.
That Noghri's weight and momentum yoinked against the chain, gracelessly stopping his drop while pulling the shelves that the bladed end had lodged itself in forward... which, shortly, resulted in a creaking, clattering mess as one shelf toppled another. In seconds, almost a full dozen ninjas laid on the ground in various states of being buried in cookware and now quite ruined plates of what might've at one point been delicious food.
As the clamor died down, Niysha held up one hand and took in a breath of the same air that surrounded the vibroblade that'd been knocked out of the very first ninja's hand a few seconds ago, currently lodged in the ceiling. Distance was an illusion - all things were one in the endlessness of the galaxy - and the Force guided the blade to her empty hands.
Unlike that maneuver she'd just pulled, Niysha's combat stance was...
unimpressive. Fortunately, she didn't need to be impressive. She had backup that was exceedingly eager to fight.
Att:
In Rhan
Vikai Caznä