THE TRUE EMPIRE

[Not Ordo]

Created during the ancient past of the gulag plague the True Empire rose to bring order in a dying galaxy. However, no one noticed due to next to no communication and the whole massive amounts of death thing. The true empire traveled on it's master's grand flag ship "Empire One" collecting derelict vessels and adding them to their fleet. They took over many uninhabited worlds and derelict stations until the galaxy itself lay all in the grasp of the empire. However due to unexplained reasons that can not be explained with explanations...they left. They traveled to a distant galaxy of Companion Esk for space drive through and have now returned to see the glorious empire they built carved up and abused by primatives. Now the galaxy must prepare itself for impending attack of the TRUE EMPIRE! (insert maniacal laugh here)

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[GREG]

****ING JOIN IT

 

[Kip Radon]

[member="Darthka Helmetus"] [member="GREG"]

Oh we'll be like legion of doom. I'll be Lex Luther and you can be my two lackies.

(censored) for brains McScreams A lot

And Lord Dorkus

 

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Hello lovers

 

[Kip Radon]

[member="Norge Rucras"]

OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!? WHAT THE (censored) HAPPENED TO YOUR NECK?!

 

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[member="Gorgeous John"]


What is a neck?

 

[Kip Radon]

[member="Norge Rucras"]

HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh god look at your neck!! Does that thing get satellite radio?!

 

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[member="Norge Rucras"]
[member="Gorgeous John"]

Seriously though is that a neck brace or OH MY GOD IT MOVED! THE FETHING THING MOVED!

 

[Yasha Cadera]

Oh Hey guys, what's thi---oooooh my goddess! What manner of devilry did THAT!?

*points to Norge's Neck*

 

[Kip Radon]

[member="Anders Sivas"]

*falls over laughing* It's like a freaken turkey! A fat (censored) turkey that sucks at making prequels!!

 

[Livia Maddox]

"Oh I don't know, the settings were good. The costumes! Ah! The dresses were beaut-t-t-" *Points and stares* "It's like a gelatinous weapon of galactic destruction. . . Hold me."

 

[Cross Ikon]

"Hold me."

I can do that.


But that magnificent neck fat... Popo pales in comparison.

 

[The Red of Sinner]

ahahahahahahahahahah XD @Popo

You have failed!



AHAHAHAHAHHAAH THiS IS TOO GOOD!

 

[Eddie]

That neck fat might be a problem for lightsabers XD