@[member="CC-117 Canal"], if you want to put it like that then I won't stop you.
The biggest factor of this duel was who had the posts that were the most fun to read, especially since it was so short and there was no fight to judge. So that was it, the crux of the matter is that Ben's posts were more entertaining. I won't wrap it in cotton wool, it's a competition somebody has to be better, somebody has to win.
We read it, and thought your opponent's writing was better. Simple. I won't lie. It was closest out of the four.