Faction Sith: Give The Jedi Darth Names

[Velok Brokentusk]

A post on a forum with high usage stats on Jutrand:

Was reminded recently (h/t Amara Zambrano ) of how many classical Darth names got driven by character traits or...let's say narrative importance. Vader, Sidious, and all that. Many modern cases.

You've known a lot of Jedi. If they had Darth names, what would they be? Give me some examples. Deflate the bastards. Best tries get a custom ritual.

Love,
Velok
Not that one


Velok promptly logged into a secondary account to astroturf his own thread.

Jorus Merrill was a career insurgent who once dropped concussion missiles on an academy. Jedi Master Darth Terroriss too on the nose?

 

[Darth Meritum]

Darth Meritum, who certainly had nothing better to be doing than posting to online forums under the handle 'VoiceOfReason001xXx', saw the post from Velok Brokentusk and decided to comment.

" Valery Noble would be darth inveia because she has too many secrets im just sayin"

As per his boomer grammar, he quietly made another post mistakenly;

"hologoogle.com what does inveia mean"

 

[Velok Brokentusk]

Valery Noble would be darth inveia because she has too many secrets im just sayin"

BigShaggy: @VoiceOfReason001xXx Secrets eh? I believe it. I was thinking Imperia because she has that rep — how about that noblewoman kid they have on the Council? Corazona von Ascania ? Bourgeoisie is a little much to adapt but — Darth Aristocria?

 

[Corazona von Ascania]

BigShaggy: @VoiceOfReason001xXx Secrets eh? I believe it. I was thinking Imperia because she has that rep — how about that noblewoman kid they have on the Council? Corazona von Ascania ? Bourgeoisie is a little much to adapt but — Darth Aristocria?

Eventually, a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot of this post appears on Cora's [insert SW equivalent of pinterest]. After rather ungracefully choking on her tea, she begins drafting a mandatory cyber bullying lesson plan.

 

[Velok Brokentusk]

Eventually, a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot of this post appears on Cora's [insert SW equivalent of pinterest]. After rather ungracefully choking on her tea, she begins drafting a mandatory cyber bullying lesson plan.

Eventually, Velok hears of this professional development plan and approves. The Jedi have often, though not always, displayed below-average skill at cyber bullying.