Semi -LOAish!

[Avicus DuSang]

I know, right?

She all drools over me and ish. Tells me how wonderful and sexy, or just how wonderfully sexy, I am.

And then she leaves me high and dry.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

It's true. She used to sit in a dark cave playing TOR on a boulder, only coming outside to go to her job at the seashell bank.

She leaves everyone high and dry...

Ok, not everyone.

>.>

<.<

 

[Farko Zord]

She also has a thing for being condescending, right?

I KNOW THIS WOMAN.

 

[Cira]

What? me?

I'm so nice! Ask @[member="Noxu Za'tire"] or @[member="Jonathon Patches"]! xD

 

[Farko Zord]

Stay back, you evil lady!

*Hisses.*

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

She's very demanding.

 

[Avicus DuSang]

That's what I love about her.

 

[Cira]

Depending on the context; all women are xD


... I think every other 15 minutes I randomly yell "RAWR" "LOVE ME" in voice....

Yet they keep replying with "I luffles the illie" "always!" "We love you!"



Feed the monster and it will only demand MORE

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Shhh.

It'll all be ok Illie.

*pets*

 

[Farko Zord]

*Pets Sarge's petting hand.*

>_>

<_<

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

*pulls hand back*

NO.

NO TOUCHING ME.

 

[Avicus DuSang]

I like where this touching is going.

Heavy petting.

 

[Farko Zord]

*Begins to slowly pelvic thrust against Sarge's thigh.*

*Whistles nonchalantly.*

 

[Carbon]

*walks away before he stabs someone*

Edit: stupid phone changing account mid-post

 

[Farko Zord]

*Continues thrusting the air.*

 

[Rhurek Thane]

What? me?

I'm so nice! Ask @[member="Noxu Za'tire"] or @[member="Jonathon Patches"]! xD

I like how she didn't say "Ask Thane."

 

[Jonathon Patches]

What? me?

I'm so nice! Ask @[member="Noxu Za'tire"] or @[member="Jonathon Patches"]! xD

If I had been drinking milk... I am pretty sure it would have been coming up through my nose when I read that...

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

Oi!