Auction Rusty's Custom Arms and Armament Auction: The Beast

[Rusty]

I think you guys know how this works by now. I make weapon, you make bids, bids are something wacky and fun. Things might get serious sometime down the road, but for the moment, we're gonna keep it light.

Introducing The Beast, a single shot handheld blaster cannon that can potentially burn through anything short of heavy armor made of restricted materials. Sure it might be a little impractical, but that extreme firepower rating ain't easy to come by.

The bids this week? Puns. I want your best, and by best I mean worst puns. All of them. There's no cap on entries this time, so go nuts. As always, they need to conform to site rules, so nothing excessively graphic. Bidding will conclude on Wednesday, March 14 at 1400 EST.

 

[Adron Malvern]

What do you call a bad joke?
Pun-ishment

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

... i'm sorry, that was a terrible pun, only 3 stars.

 

[Asaraa Vaashe]

Oh oh I have a space pun too! I just need a little longer to planet.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

I tried a brief stint as a portrait sculptor, but that was a bust.

 

[Tristram Senan]

Man, I really need to fix my place up but can't help saying "Screw it!"

 

[Tristram Senan]

Gallagher once performed in England. They say it was smashing.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

I attempted to organize a fish fry event, but it floundered.

 

[Tristram Senan]

I asked someone if I should make brownies. They said fudge that.

 

[WolfMortum]

Where are my Commenor Systems Alliance Folks? Puns are quite Common with us !

[member="Lady Kay"] | [member="Darlyn Excron"] | [member="Mythos"] | [member="Bradshaw Ku"]

 

[Aren D'Shade]

A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.

 

[Cotan Sar'andor]

Where are my Commenor Systems Alliance Folks? Puns are quite Common with us !

[member="Lady Kay"] | [member="Darlyn Excron"] | [member="Mythos"] | [member="Bradshaw Ku"]

Sí, ese, though I think that was a poor try of yours to get a pun to go Veiere-al.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

I'm dating the girl across the street, but I still don't see why some people complain about lawn distance relationships.

 

[Adilene Gallier]

What be the Pirate's favorite letter?

Arrr! It be the 'C' [Sea]!

 

[Adilene Gallier]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two wrights make? An airplane.

 

[Riamah]

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.

 

[Talaya Rade]

I never could understand why australians think mandalorians are sweet. Then again..I've never been a fan of sugar Kaine.

 

[Talaya Rade]

2 hours I sat in that waiting line dealing with a mon calamari that wouldnt stop poking me to get my attention.

I got sick of the pokey-mon calamari and told 'em he had five seconds to run..and i'd burn em to ash if I ketchum.

 

[Tristram Senan]

I went to the gun range today. Really needed to unload.

I got drunk one night then passed out in the park. A police officer showed up to check on me with his flashlight. I really saw the light in that moment.