Rusty
Purveyor of Fine Weaponry
Force users are hard to kill. Their glowsticks are annoyingly good at blocking blaster bolts, and individual bullets are rarely a threat. There are a number of schools of thought as to the best way of eliminating them, but most of them boil down to either overwhelming brute force, or hire another FU to do your dirty work.
The FK-22P submachine gun is an attempt to find an alternate solution.
Rather than using massive explosive rounds or hiring outside contractors, it uses little bullets hurled in tremendous numbers to overwhelm the Force User's defenses. Individually, each bullet is weak, but that's okay, because you've got a boatload of its buddies right behind it. This sucker can throw out a ridiculous amount of lead in a very short span of time, and because the bullets have next to no recoil, you can control where they go with pinpoint precision, albeit over short distances. Or you can just hose the sucker down and hope for the best.
This week, we're auctioning off 3 FK-22Ps. As usual, we won't be accepting money or goods for bids. This week, the bids are limericks. For anyone who isn't familiar, limericks are short poems made up of five lines, three long and two short. An example (author unknown):
There once was a woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night
All the best limericks are somewhat bawdy, but remember to keep it PG-13. Nothing graphically sexual (which rules out most of the ones about a man from Nantucket) or violent. Maximum of five bids per person. The best three (not necessarily the funniest, though most good limericks are humorous) bids will win. The auction will end on Wednesday (March 3) at 1400 EST.
Good luck.
The FK-22P submachine gun is an attempt to find an alternate solution.
Rather than using massive explosive rounds or hiring outside contractors, it uses little bullets hurled in tremendous numbers to overwhelm the Force User's defenses. Individually, each bullet is weak, but that's okay, because you've got a boatload of its buddies right behind it. This sucker can throw out a ridiculous amount of lead in a very short span of time, and because the bullets have next to no recoil, you can control where they go with pinpoint precision, albeit over short distances. Or you can just hose the sucker down and hope for the best.
This week, we're auctioning off 3 FK-22Ps. As usual, we won't be accepting money or goods for bids. This week, the bids are limericks. For anyone who isn't familiar, limericks are short poems made up of five lines, three long and two short. An example (author unknown):
There once was a woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night
All the best limericks are somewhat bawdy, but remember to keep it PG-13. Nothing graphically sexual (which rules out most of the ones about a man from Nantucket) or violent. Maximum of five bids per person. The best three (not necessarily the funniest, though most good limericks are humorous) bids will win. The auction will end on Wednesday (March 3) at 1400 EST.
Good luck.