Roast the guy above you.

[RIP Carlyle Rausgeber]

We've all been roasted, and hopefully have roasted someone. Now, let's take it here. Roast the person above you. Not their writer, but rather their character. Perhaps it's their avatar, or some perceived slight? Just unleash your anger, and in a clever, and not a-holeish way, tell them how you really feel.

So come on, roast me!

 

[Unused 2]

I would wiggle in excitement too if I finally realized that my medals mean nothing.

 

[Natasi Fortan]

[member="Bones Neutre"] probably thinks Raxis' New Republic is the greatest, most original idea he's ever heard.

 

[Avicus DuSang]

The Grand Moff throws so much shade, Ben Kenobi said, "That's no moon. That's [member="Natasi Fortan"]!"

 

[Logen Brunner]

^ Light saber has a vibrate option. For those lonely nights out in the abyss of space.

 

[Darth Ayra]

^ Guy looks like he wields the left-handed scissors, and is about as useful as one.

 

[Wolf]

*every time I see [member="Avedia Lacroix"] make a post*

10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!

 

[Viktor DuSang]

Congratulations, @Wolf.

I haven't seen a roast bomb that hard since Ann Coulter.

 

[Garza]

I am not sure about this beast you talk about. Do you turn green when you get angry, Or is that your nickname for your unimpressive junk?

[member="Viktor DuSang"]

 

[Atin Vendet]

^ "What? Momma didn't love you enough? Little Dimikus got tired of being the burden? Couldn't handle being less important than the needle in her arm, eh? I'm sure you've grown into the man she always wanted you to be."

*Offers some water*

"Nothing can clean that past up."
[member="Atheus"]

 

[Dax Perl]

[member="Atin Vendet"]
Awww poor mando hides in his armor so mommy doesnt see him cry when he stubs his toe.

 

[Verz Horak]

[member="Dax Fyre"]

I don't think you can do it.

What is it?


Everything.

 

[Dax Perl]

[member="Verz Horak"]
Force Breaker? You can't even break a toothpick...

 

[Atin Vendet]

[member="Dax Fyre"]

What is it you even do?

 

[Dax Perl]

[member="Atin Vendet"]
I think you could guess what I want to say right now...but I'll keep it PG

 

[Verz Horak]

[member="Verz Horak"]
Force Breaker? You can't even break a toothpick...

You got a chuckle out of me kid. But let me tell you how insignificant you are. I've fought more Sith in close combat than you've ever seen. I've conquered worlds. I've led legions of Mandalorians to victory. I've left a mark that the galaxy shall not ever forget, and when I die, it will be to something even more terrifying than me.

You look like you just got out of diapers. If you died now, nobody would remember you.

 

[Atin Vendet]

[member="Verz Horak"]

Dad died at 8, huh? You ever do a verd'goten there, Hot shot?

From the way you talk, you don't sound like you've even heard of the true meaning of Ijaat. Deposed from office? Must not have been a good Mandalor then.

 

[Verz Horak]

[member="Verz Horak"]

Dad died at 8, huh? You ever do a verd'goten there, Hot shot?

From the way you talk, you don't sound like you've even heard of the true meaning of Ijaat. Deposed from office? Must not have been a good Mandalor then.

Look at you, talking about big things like that, when you don't even have a sense of honor.

 

[Atin Vendet]

[member="Verz Horak"]

I care about other Mandalorians. Sadly, there's few and far between these days. I follow my contract, follow my code, and what little promises I give I absolutely follow.

That said,

If you were really Mand'alor, and aren't anymore, why are you still alive? Shouldn't you be Mand'alor again with your enemies dead, or dead yourself after trying? Things to think about.

 

[Verz Horak]

[member="Atin Vendet"]

Well, I was cast down because of the choices I made. Choices that I made to preserve Mandalorian lives. After that, it was all politics.