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Party Favors

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WHAT... IS THY QUEST?

To design, build, and distribute some of the galaxy's most creative, unique, and useful products for those in need!


WHAT... IS THY SALES PITCH?

It's a dangerous galaxy out there with a lot of people plotting how to take what's yours and ruin your parties. Why not stock up on some Party Favors to throw them both a Welcome and Farewell party all at once? It's quite the time saver, and only the extremely dense ones won't get the subtle message. We deliver to the most peaceful and dangerous corners of the galaxy all year round. We even do last second Life Day deliveries when anti-social types try to butt in on your family day.


WHAT... IS THY CONTACT INFORMATION?

Party Favors! Headquartered aboard the Galactic Club Ship G.C.S. Couverture, you can reach us over the holonet to arrange for a personal meeting, schedule a rockin' party, or place an order right from your own living room! New customers need to transfer at least half the cost up front, with the remainder on delivery. No double-crossing allowed! No I.O.U.s either (unless it's backed by some voodoo magic, trusted guarantee, or bond).

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NEED NOT APPLY
While Party Favors has no political or planetary affiliation, we cannot sell products to Dictators and Oppressors. Where you see weapons, we see the means for people to keep naughty people out so the party can go on. The parties of cruel and overbearing types aren't very inclusive, and only fun for a select few -- which is totally not our shtick. We hope you understand, and remember Party Favors should your outlook on life ever change!


PARTY FAVOR CATALOG
  • Focusing Lens Modulator, Standard Variants
    Availability: Available | Size: Tiny | Credits: $$
    Add some flair and pizazz to your lightsaber today! Effects can be enabled or disabled, but only one can be installed at a time.

    Focusing Lens Modulator, Special Order Variants
    Availability: Rare! | Size: Tiny | Credits: $$$
    Unique crystals were used to make these lenses that can bestow some crazy properties to your lightsaber! Hurry, supplies are limited.
  • Blowpops (In Development)
    Available: Backordered | Size: Small | Credits: $$$
    There's no messy clean-up when you use these mines and bombs. Grind the advance of troublesome guests to a stop with these sticky party poppers.

    The Kitchen Sink
    Available: Limited! | Size: Large | Credits: $$$$$$$
    You've thrown everything else at the naughty people, why not the Kitchen Sink too? Don't worry, it's good for more than irony.
  • Extra Dimensional Conductor, Mark I
    Availability: Limited! | Size: Extra Large | Credits: $$$$$$$
    Clean, limitless, and above all out of this world. Seriously, the energy's from a different dimension! How cool is that?
  • Space-based Inventory Coming Soon!
 
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