LFG Outdated Astromech for Sale!

[R3-D1]

R3-D1, a modern recreation of the original R3-series Astromechs, has been put up for auction by a minor auction house.

Either unaware of what they had, or uncaring, they have placed the starting price at a low 50 credits.

Who would spend a minuscule sum for a new astromech, capable of... well, most things Astromechs are capable of?

 

[Okkeus Dainlei]

Sure, I’ll place a bid. 10,000 credits.

Once you are on board, you won’t be treated as droid, but as an equal. We are all crew and family here

 

[Taji Nelson]

2 Million Credits, you'll be treated as an equal and upgraded a lot.

 

[R3-D1]

Sorry, lads, but R3 has been taken by P Placeholder 0128 .
Okkeus Dainlei Taji Nelson

 

[Okkeus Dainlei]

R3-D1 oh well. I hope you have a great adventure with him then!

 

[Allyson Locke]

Noooo! I am too slow

 

[R3-D1]

The time between posting an LFG for an Astromech and people accepting is about equal to the time it takes light to travel a centimetre.

In other words, instantly.

Allyson Locke