Naami's training courses were proving to be a welcome respite.
Not that the young Cathar
objected to the fact that the Iridonian boy seemed to
want to hang out, but the cat had a problem doing much of anything other than getting mesmerized by a pair of blue eyes and agreeing to whatever Naami was saying -- which he was probably not entirely listening to either. Case in point: He was apparently navigating for the Zabrak as part of some race.
Why was he in a race exactly? Just what was the point of proving one could fly in circles faster than other Sith could fly in circles? The entire spectacle had
let's entertain the Sith Lords for their amusement written all over it. It was beyond moronic. The youth had pretty much deleted the announcement as soon as he'd received it, planning instead to study for his next language exam.
But then Naami had been practically
animated about it and, next thing he knew, the cat was somehow along for the ride.
Whatever this
thing was with Naami, he
really needed to get it under control before the Iridonian was the death of him. Was puberty a leading cause of death among acolytes? Statistically, probably not. It was hard to compete with getting fed to dangerous animals, but still. It was probably a risk that he needed to get sorted and then under control.
With that thought in mind, the Cathar had a
personal research project that he couldn't get done with Naami around. Ironically, the Iridonian had suppled the cat with the perfect cover for this trip to the library. Not that he really needed one. The orange-haired tabby tended to frequent the library, but ostensibly today's visit had been to gather more information about this ridiculous race and the role of a navigator or co-pilot. Several holobooks on the subject already burdened the cat's arms, which represented far more time devoted to the topic than the boy thought that he'd ever give it.
For Hutt's sake, it was
900 ABY. Pilot droids were
a thing. They had
been a thing since the gorram
Clone Wars!
...or possibly before then. He'd have to research the history and development of the pilot droid to confirm that suspicion, but I digress. There was literally
no reason for anyone to strap themselves into a cockpit and engage in some phallic measuring contest that sought to prove whose thruster was the best.
But since he was here anyway, the boy was trying to get a few books on a topic that was far more personal to the boy, given the fact that the Force had recently decided to smack him in the face about a facet of himself that he'd been willfully blind toward. Which, of course, had centered on Naami.
The road to hell was paved by a pair of blue, Iridonian eyes.
"No, I'm looking for reference material on same sex attraction," the boy was saying, talking to the librarian droid even as his eyes were darting furtively around to ensure that there were no ears or eyes that shouldn't be listening.
"Like, how do I... I don't know. How do I be gay? Is there something I should be doing? Is there something I shouldn't be doing? How does this work?"
The librarian droid was a relic of stalled processing that had probably contributed to several falls to the dark side in its lifetime. After a moment, it tilted its head toward the Cathar and stated:
"The biological process of attraction is discussed in Y'Rbh the Lesser's treatise on anatomy..."
"No, not, like, chemically," the cat spat, rolling his eyes. He couldn't
even with this tin can right now.
"Like, relationships. How do relationships work?"
"Ah, a topic of a bestseller. We have many copies for young Sith," the droid responded, igniting the briefest flicker of hope in the boy. That flicker abruptly died as the droid pushed a copy of
How To Win Enemies and Terrorize People into his hands.
"It has been on Jutrand's Dark Side Times Top Ten listing for three straight months."
The cat was beyond exasperated with this thing.
"No, not, like, how does it work. I mean, like, how does it... work?"
How was this not clear?
The droid paused, then departed to retrieve another book. This time, the boy found himself being presented with
Darth and Divorced: Relationships in the Dark Side of the Force.
Whatever the boy was searching for, he was not going to find it in the library.
Gathering up both books, purely for refresher reading, the boy gave a low hiss as he made his way from out of the library.
"Just what does win enemies even mean?" he wondered aloud.
Whatever, it sounded like something Naami might be interested in. Bestseller, whatever. It'd give the Zabrak something to read while Micah tried to figure out which way to hold a map. Or plot a course. Or do one of any tasks that
there was a droid for that.
With a sigh, the boy adjusted his stack of books so that
Darth and Divorced was on top, his nose stuck down in the book as he made his way through the halls on a kind of auto-pilot.
As the stack of books with legs meandered through one of the common rooms, he suddenly froze.
Voices.
Naami voices.
Looking up from his book, the boy realized that he'd just very nearly walked right into the Iridonian. Backpedaling quickly as he realized his mistake, and hoping that he might still have a chance to back out of the room before the Zabrak had even realized that he was there.