Dunames Lopez
Megalomaniac CEO of Star Tours
There truly was nothing too morbid or outlandish for Dunames and her enterprise, Star Tours. And nothing is too morbid for the First Order's state-sanctioned bread-and-circuses, as Taking Off on a Star Tour would say. No spaceline would offer a family package for a family up to five a discount on the package of hotel, spaceflight, for people to hold the funerals of their loved ones off-world, much less to a planet touted to be the location of the largest cemetery in the galaxy. The capital city of Jiroch-Reslia is said to hold more funerals in a standard year than there are . Some First Order filmmaking company wants to use the cemetery's many levels of catacombs as the setting for a horror holovid. As is often the case, Dunames flies an AT-AT barge (despite the fact that Star Tours is the largest civilian operator of AT-AT barges by far, the barges themselves shouldn't be referred to as ); most of the passengers are noticeably down. The only passengers that have any level of enthusiasm whatsoever are the filmmaking crew, and, strangely, a few Knights of Ren. And maybe a few more First Order denizens. As the AT-AT barge enters atmosphere...
"The seatbelt sign has been switched on and we would ask you to return to your seats. We would ask that you place your seats in an upright position and that you fasten your seatbelts. The crewmembers will be checking to ensure that you have your seatbelts on properly. We will be landing in a few minutes. Please turn off your overhead lights as well" Dunames announced as the AT-AT barge initiated its landing sequence into the
"Why turn off overhead lights? There are no viewports in this ship!" a passenger complained.
"There will be something special for all of you once we arrive on Jiroch-Reslia's surface"
Admittedly, even though Mrs. Brisson was still busy salvaging what's left of the Beaches of the Dark Side line, and Mrs. Dumaurier was busy on Hoth operating the Hoth ski resort, the product manager for the Moonlight Monument package is said to be a former Knight of Ren that couldn't make it, or that turned to the light. And yet the spaceport, the only commercial one on the planet, has about ten gates, the largest of which have enough space for an AT-AT barge. On one side: the terminal. But look the other way and all that you will see is... monuments. Tombstones. They stretch on for kilometers and the city it was purported to serve is about as big as a tombstone in the horizon from the position of the spaceport. Dunames was wearing a black, gothic dress and wore dark makeup, as dark as it was possible to do from Quaint Gardens Beauty products.
"We have arrived at our destination. We hope that you enjoyed your Star Tours flight aboard the Moonlight Monument service to Jiroch-Reslia and look forward to seeing you again soon!"
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