Lovable Scoundrel seeking Morally Ambiguous Jedi Master

[Arkyn Rane]

-Must be cleanly
-Former smuggler/spacer preferred
-No pets!
-Must be well rounded (can survive without the Force)
-Women preferred (willing to compromise)
-Must cook own meals
-Must be open minded
-Must be willing to engage in reckless activities for nothing more than thrills

If this is you, leave your name and number to set up an interview. If you have questions, write them down and then eat the paper.

 

[Coci Heavenshield]

[member="Kale Arkin"]

When all else fails?... space vikings!

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

Always the bloody Jedi. Young people these days. No sense of adventure.

[member="Kale Arkin"]

 

[Arkyn Rane]

[member="Kale Arkin"]

When all else fails?... space vikings!

Space Vikings are cool.

Always the bloody Jedi. Young people these days. No sense of adventure.

[member="Kale Arkin"]

More like too much sense of adventure!!! I'm Kale Arkin, not some tree hugging, sap sucking scrub.

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

More like too much sense of adventure!!! I'm Kale Arkin, not some tree hugging, sap sucking scrub.

And yet off it goes looking for a Jedi mentor..
We could have so much more fun..
And of the plans I have for space and spaceships and the things that can be done with them. Ah well, I'm sure you'll enjoy being turned into a tree hugging, sap sucking scrub. Peace and tranquility, etc etc..

 

[Arkyn Rane]

And yet off it goes looking for a Jedi mentor..
We could have so much more fun..
And of the plans I have for space and spaceships and the things that can be done with them. Ah well, I'm sure you'll enjoy being turned into a tree hugging, sap sucking scrub. Peace and tranquility, etc etc..

...did you just call me an it?! How dare you!!

No tree hugging and sap sucking for me. If I wanted to be a typical Jedi, or a typical atypical Jedi, I'd have just gone to the Order. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's not what I want for Kale.

 

[Rekha Kaarde]

Jedi like they are the only ones who know adventure or how to be wreckless

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

What is with all of the "Seeking a lover/girlfriend/boyfriend/happy fun time partner" threads lately?

 

[Braith Achlys]

What is with all of the "Seeking a lover/girlfriend/boyfriend/happy fun time partner" threads lately?

What does that have to do with him looking for a master?

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

[member="Silara Kuhn"] I was kidding.

Seriously though, [member="Kale Arkin"], while I'm neither female nor planning to take any Padawans anytime soon, if you need help for training in anything, I can help you out if its within my capabilities.

 

[Corvus Raaf]

[member="Kale Arkin"]

Morally ambiguous Jedi is an oxymoron

If the former then someone like [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"] sounds perfect. If you want a true Jedi, then you'll have to compromise on having someone who abides by a Code that is in no way ambiguous when it comes to morals.

#justsayin'

 

[Corey's OOC]

Might I interest you into the Dark Side, where we have a solid health care plan that includes dental and vision, discounts on really cool technology, the best education in the South systems (if you're one of those breeder types), you get your own ship, room, and did I mention we pay?

 

[Inger Strömfire]

[member="Kale Arkin"]

When all else fails?... space vikings!

Or double the fun with two space vikings

Right sis

[member="Kale Arkin"]

 

[Arkyn Rane]

[member="Kale Arkin"]
Morally ambiguous Jedi is an oxymoron
If the former then someone like [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"] sounds perfect. If you want a true Jedi, then you'll have to compromise on having someone who abides by a Code that is in no way ambiguous when it comes to morals.
#justsayin'

Ahhhh, I don't know about that one. There's nothing in the code about smuggling stolen goods, or weapons trafficking, or streaking. At least, not in any code I've seen. I'm not looking for a puppy punter; just a Jedi who wouldn't feel obligated to arrest me for running around naked with stolen stuff, ya know?

Might I interest you into the Dark Side, where we have a solid health care plan that includes dental and vision, discounts on really cool technology, the best education in the South systems (if you're one of those breeder types), you get your own ship, room, and did I mention we pay?

I already have a Sith, but thanks.

Or double the fun with two space vikings
Right sis
[member="Kale Arkin"]

There are two of you?

The Space Viking sisters win. [member="Ærin Firebrand"], [member="Inger Strömfire"], I choose you!

[member="Joshua DragonsFlame"], I might just take you up on that.

[member="Chiasa Kritivaas"], if, at any given time, we were to cross paths, I would not be adverse to picking your brain/teaming up/driving you to insanity.

 

[Corvus Raaf]

Ahhhh, I don't know about that one. There's nothing in the code about smuggling stolen goods, or weapons trafficking, or streaking. At least, not in any code I've seen. I'm not looking for a puppy punter; just a Jedi who wouldn't feel obligated to arrest me for running around naked with stolen stuff, ya know?

We must be reading different Codes then LOL

"Honor the Law - One of the most important roles of the Jedi was to protect the peace and justice of the Republic, and so no Jedi was above the law. Jedi were expected to follow the law the same as they expected others to. "

#justsayin'

 

[Qhorin Solas]

We must be reading different Codes then LOL

"Honor the Law - One of the most important roles of the Jedi was to protect the peace and justice of the Republic, and so no Jedi was above the law. Jedi were expected to follow the law the same as they expected others to. "

#justsayin'

[member="Corvus Raaf"]-1
Kale Arkin - 0

 

[Arkyn Rane]

Hm. Well even the greatest of the greats is wrong every now and again. But next time, [member="Corvus Raaf"], just nod and say, "Yes, Kale." Otherwise you'll completely deflate my swollen head, and then I'll have to learn how to balance myself all over again.

 

[Coci Heavenshield]

*after all else had failed*

I guess we need to sort out a start for you, pretty boy.

[member="Kale Arkin"]

 

[Inger Strömfire]

[member="Kale Arkin"] yes dear there is two sister running around right sis [member="Ærin Firebrand"] sis don't know I been playing with fire side of the force....shhhh our serect okay

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Why in sithspit would you want a goram Jedi master on your ship? Do you know what they are like? With their "holier than thou" attitudes, up tightness and lack of any real sense of humour. Plus, it draws unwanted and unnecessary attention. Kiss your smuggling days goodbye kid; now you just spend your days running from Sith, bounty hunters and other unwanted and nefarious characters!

Bunch of tree hungers and hippies the lot of me! Don't get distracted by their tight robes and forbidden "fruits". Take it from me... You see a Jedi master, you turn your ship 180 and let them only see your engine lights kid.