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WELCOME [PERSON OF HUNTING INCLINATION].
WE ARE IN NEED OF YOUR PARTICULAR SKILL SET IN LOCATING ITEMS OF PARTICULAR VALUE. ONE OF OUR [ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS] HAS MISPLACED A SIGNIFICANT COLLECTION OF UNRELEASED EPISODES OF "THE TOTALLY REAL ADVENTURES OF AUTEME". AS WE APPROACH OUR 40TH SEASON, THIS DELAY IN PRODUCTION HAS LED TO AN UNACCEPTABLE LOSS OF TRUST FROM THE COMMUNITY AND A SIGNIFICANT DROP IN VIEWERSHIP. THIS PROBLEM MUST BE RECTIFIED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
RELATED TO [A MALFUNCTION], THESE EPISODES HAVE BEEN PRINTED ONTO SPECIFIC DRIVES AND SCATTERED TO VARIOUS SECTORS OF THE GALAXY. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT ANYONE MAY BE IN POSSESSION OF AN UNRELEASED EPISODE. PLEASE BE [THOROUGH] IN YOUR SEARCH. ONCE YOU HAVE LOCATED A DRIVE CONTAINING AN UNRELEASED EPISODE, PLEASE [REPLY BELOW] AND ONE OF OUR AGENTS WILL BE IN CONTACT.
IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT SOME OF THE EPISODES HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH. BEFORE NOTIFYING US, PLEASE ENSURE:
REWARDS ARE ALLOCATED BASED ON SPECIFIC EPISODE, RANGING FROM 5,000-25,000 UNDERWORLD CREDITS PER EPISODE, WITH ADDITIONAL REWARDS FOR LOST MARKETING CONTENT. HOWEVER, SHOULD YOU LOCATE [THE EPISODE], AN INCREASED REWARD OF 100,000 UNDERWORLD CREDITS WILL BE GRANTED. YOU WILL KNOW [THE EPISODE] WHEN YOU SEE IT. ALL [PERSONS OF HUNTING INCLINATION] WHO LOCATE ANY LOST EPISODES WILL ADDITIONALLY RECEIVE OUR HIGH-QUALITY "TOTALLY REAL ADVENTURES OF AUTEME" HOODIE, T-SHIRT, CAP, STUN BLASTER, HAIR SETTING SPRAY, AND BIDET, FREE OF CHARGE. OTHER MERCHANDISE NEGOTIABLE.
OUR PLANNED RELEASE DATE FOR THIS SEASON IS IN ONE MONTH. SUBMISSIONS OF VALID EPISODES AFTER ONE MONTH WILL BE ACCEPTED AND VISIBLE PUBLICLY, HOWEVER, NO REWARD WILL BE GRANTED.
CATCH OUR NEXT EPISODES ON TRAA.HOLO!
GOOD [HUNTING].
WE ARE IN NEED OF YOUR PARTICULAR SKILL SET IN LOCATING ITEMS OF PARTICULAR VALUE. ONE OF OUR [ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS] HAS MISPLACED A SIGNIFICANT COLLECTION OF UNRELEASED EPISODES OF "THE TOTALLY REAL ADVENTURES OF AUTEME". AS WE APPROACH OUR 40TH SEASON, THIS DELAY IN PRODUCTION HAS LED TO AN UNACCEPTABLE LOSS OF TRUST FROM THE COMMUNITY AND A SIGNIFICANT DROP IN VIEWERSHIP. THIS PROBLEM MUST BE RECTIFIED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
RELATED TO [A MALFUNCTION], THESE EPISODES HAVE BEEN PRINTED ONTO SPECIFIC DRIVES AND SCATTERED TO VARIOUS SECTORS OF THE GALAXY. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT ANYONE MAY BE IN POSSESSION OF AN UNRELEASED EPISODE. PLEASE BE [THOROUGH] IN YOUR SEARCH. ONCE YOU HAVE LOCATED A DRIVE CONTAINING AN UNRELEASED EPISODE, PLEASE [REPLY BELOW] AND ONE OF OUR AGENTS WILL BE IN CONTACT.
IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT SOME OF THE EPISODES HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH. BEFORE NOTIFYING US, PLEASE ENSURE:
- ANY EPISODES CONTAINING "DECARII TITHE" AFFIRMS THAT SHE IS THE CHILD OF AERARII TITHE AND AUTEME DENKO-DURREN.
- ANY EPISODES CONTAINING "RYV KARIS" CONTAIN VOICE CREDITS TO RYV KARIS.
- ANY EPISODES CONTAINING "ZAAVIK PERL" DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY ROLE BEYOND MENTIONING HE IS IN THE EPISODE.
- ANY EPISODES CONTAINING "KODA FETT" ENSURE HE IS APPROPRIATELY COOL, BUT SOLELY AURA FARMING.
- ANY EPISODES CONTAINING ANY GRANDMASTER OF THE NEW JEDI ORDER OR OTHER JEDI ORDER MEETS A "G" -- APPROPRIATE FOR ALL AGES -- AGE RATING BASED ON GALACTIC ALLIANCE GUIDELINES.
- ALL EPISODES DEPICT AUTEME AS FEMALE. WE HAVE OVERUSED THE "XY PILL" PLOT POINT TOO OFTEN. HOWEVER, SHE MAY APPEAR AS A DIFFERENT SPECIES, SO LONG AS SHE RETAINS THE EXACT SAME BOB CUT.
- ALL EPISODES DEPICT THE CONSUMPTION AND PROMOTION OF KALIDAN FRIED EWOK.
REWARDS ARE ALLOCATED BASED ON SPECIFIC EPISODE, RANGING FROM 5,000-25,000 UNDERWORLD CREDITS PER EPISODE, WITH ADDITIONAL REWARDS FOR LOST MARKETING CONTENT. HOWEVER, SHOULD YOU LOCATE [THE EPISODE], AN INCREASED REWARD OF 100,000 UNDERWORLD CREDITS WILL BE GRANTED. YOU WILL KNOW [THE EPISODE] WHEN YOU SEE IT. ALL [PERSONS OF HUNTING INCLINATION] WHO LOCATE ANY LOST EPISODES WILL ADDITIONALLY RECEIVE OUR HIGH-QUALITY "TOTALLY REAL ADVENTURES OF AUTEME" HOODIE, T-SHIRT, CAP, STUN BLASTER, HAIR SETTING SPRAY, AND BIDET, FREE OF CHARGE. OTHER MERCHANDISE NEGOTIABLE.
OUR PLANNED RELEASE DATE FOR THIS SEASON IS IN ONE MONTH. SUBMISSIONS OF VALID EPISODES AFTER ONE MONTH WILL BE ACCEPTED AND VISIBLE PUBLICLY, HOWEVER, NO REWARD WILL BE GRANTED.
CATCH OUR NEXT EPISODES ON TRAA.HOLO!
GOOD [HUNTING].
Since I was reading back. Thanks
Kyric
. HMU if you got questions, but honestly just an excuse for you to write something silly. Whip up a TRAA episode, then post the link to it below. The best episode by next month wins the 100k. Not limited to bounty hunters, but you know. Rules.

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