Local Librarian Seeks Jedi To Mock

[Zak Dymo]

Revisiting this character, who was taken prisoner as a kitten by the Jedi after the Battle of the Great Sith Library on Ossus and last seen lounging in a sunbeam doing forced labor, reading stocking and restocking all the books in the library at the Silver Rest.

In brief, Micah's a product of the Sith Empire's school system who firmly believes Darth Carnifex is the God-Emperor and that the Dark Side will always prevail because Jedi are dumb.

Change my mind. Or just ask which aisle the ancient Jedi texts are on. Or if he knows the name of that holocron you saw once but can't remember what it was about, who the gatekeeper was, or even what it looked like (you know, that one). Or ask if we have the latest copy of The Alderaan Journal-Constitution.

 

[Jerek Zenduu]

Oh boy, who let Micah into the Kathar Kibble again? You know what, if it let's me have a free weekend I'm here for it.

 

[Zak Dymo]

Oh boy, who let Micah into the Kathar Kibble again? You know what, if it let's me have a free weekend I'm here for it.

Thank you for your interest, but we're not taking applications from Aspertame Anonymous at this time. Good luck with your Diet Fizzyglug addiction and know that it can be beat.

Probably not by you, but it is what it is.

 

[Serana]

Oh my he is back

 

[Kitter Bitters]

I feel like you might be scamming us....

Proof

 

[Zak Dymo]

Oh my he is back

Oh, look, talking glue.

Also, do Del-Ya even have library cards? They don't even have hands! What could they do with a book?

I feel like you might be scamming us....

Proof

It's only a scam if they fall for it. Surely Jedi are smarter than that.

...no, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

 

[Jerek Zenduu]

 

[BB-610]

Bad kitty. Shoo. Don't be mean.

 

[Tiland Kortun]

Cracks knuckles

So, there was a book when Tiland was young, can’t remember the title or author, but it had a blue cover and started with a speeder truck driving through a desert…

 

[Zak Dymo]

Bad kitty. Shoo. Don't be mean.

Thread or it didn't happen.

Cracks knuckles

So, there was a book when Tiland was young, can’t remember the title or author, but it had a blue cover and started with a speeder truck driving through a desert…

Name the temple library and let's dance, old man.

Don't think I won't criticize your tea choices either! Your hot leaf juice game is weak!

 

[BB-610]

Thread or it didn't happen.

And just as the roly-poly robot's adopting a bird, too. If there's even a single feather in that mouth of yours, you're getting zapped.

 

[Starlin Rand]

Zak Dymo

I love this idea, ok we thread?

 

[Zak Dymo]

And just as the roly-poly robot's adopting a bird, too. If there's even a single feather in that mouth of yours, you're getting zapped.

Wait, there's snacks!? We definitely have to thread!

Zak Dymo

I love this idea, ok we thread?

Name the library. I'll bring the snark.

 

[BB-610]

Wait, there's snacks!? We definitely have to thread!

Sounds like a lot of fun, all joking aside! Would be down to.

 

[Starlin Rand]

Name the library. I'll bring the snark.

Jedi Temple Library on Coruscant?

 

[Zak Dymo]

Jedi Temple Library on Coruscant?

Assuming Valery Noble has no objections to a captive Sith kid stocking the books there, let's roll.

 

[Valery Noble]

I mean, I'd def suggest picking a library not in the middle of the most active Jedi Temple if your character is supposed to be a captive Sith? xD

 

[Junko Ike]