LF 1 Arranged Power Marriage Where We Hate Each Other

[Ra Vizsla]

I'm not big on romance writing, it's never been something I've sought.

But I'm wonderful at passive aggressive, humored writing.

Ladies of the Galaxy,

Here is what I offer.

1 Mand'alor
1,000 Dantooine Turkey Dowry (Fully Equipped By Rusty & Co.)
1 Immunity to Crusades
1 Sexually Suggestive Statue of [member="Isley Verd"] and Ra Vizsla Embracing and staring into each other's eyes
40 Days And Forty Nights of Honeymooning

Responses to this thread have a 90% chance of not being serious, PM if interested.

Swipe left if not.

 

[Thurion Heavenshield]

I feel like the hate part goes without saying.

 

[Vora Kaar]

[member="Ra Vizsla"], Damn... Kind of want that statue just because...

 

[RIP Carlyle Rausgeber]

We should make this a dating show.

Call it the: Mandolorian Bachelor.

 

[Enduri Jaii]

[member="Ra Vizsla"]

*Swipes right*

 

[Kuzo]

This is amazing.

 

[Runi Verin]

Alas, deal breaker of a statue. It'd just be awkward.

 

[Zonia Kalranoos]

*flies away*

 

[Miss Blonde]

First date questions from [member="Ra Vizsla"]

 

[Enduri Jaii]

[member="Ra Vizsla"]

I saw you didn't see my PM , I will post it here:
Hello bb , I swope right.

Date k bb?

 

[Delila Castillon]

[member="Ra Vizsla"]



How do you feel about ghosts??

 

[Gray Raxis]

[member="Ra Vizsla"]

I offer [member="Lady Kay"] as the best choice for such a marriage! She is officially in a mandalorian clan, president of an entire planet, a well known political figure, and the hardest of hard to get ladies.

Did I also mention she has freed a lot of slaves and is a red head? She also comes with a dowry! The dowry shall remain a secret for mentioning the wonders of it would surely crash the site from the number of marriage proposals being sent at once.........

 

[Kay-Larr]

[member="Gray Raxis"] ....I am a brunette! Not a red head...And you can't offer me up to anyone. You aren't my father! Bad enough you want to auction me off for a date (*still planning on bidding on myself)

 

[Gray Raxis]

[member="Lady Kay"]

A.) Your Alor's word is law! Course this doesn't account for Gray so.......
B.) You are a red head, and can't deny it forever!
C.) No you won't.
D.) See? Hardest of hard to gets..........

 

[Vora Kaar]

[member="Lady Kay"], Its called hair dye.

 

[Kay-Larr]

[member="Zephyr Carrick"] It's called being colour blind

[member="Gray Raxis"]

Oh yes I will. In secret...

 

[Gray Raxis]

[member="Lady Kay"]

It isn't secret if you tell me about it. Also if I find out that you bought yourself I will arrange to have you wed to a hutt......or some other slimy, creepy individual. Maybe [member="James Justice"]

 

[Kay-Larr]

[member="Gray Raxis"]

....Fine....

 

[Ellie Mors]

Ew. Gross.

 

[Gray Raxis]

[member="Lily Kuhn"]

Yes, [member="James Justice"] is pretty gross.