King of the Hill

[EmKay]

BDZs the hill. No hill. My asteroids.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

I timetravel to the time before all this drama. My hill.

 

[Connor Harrison]

I change the time circuits and deactivate the flux capacitor for your time travel and end up being left on the hill at the start as you traverse through time.

MY hill.

 

[Bridgin Sky]

Well... I'll send my tsunami of kittens. Again.

My hill.

 

[Stephanie Swail]

Kittens. Delicious. Especially with a warm Sith-BBQ sauce.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

Turns the hill into a chair. My chair.

 

[Kila Cadau]

Blows up your chair.

My crater.

 

[EmKay]

Fills your crater with permacrete.
My slab.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

I order a pile of dirt to make a new hill on your slab. My hill.

 

[Kila Cadau]

Shoot you.

My hill

 

[EmKay]

Haunt you until you run away while shouting "RETURN THE SLAB".

My hill-covered slab.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

I bulldoze the hill away while you're on it.

My land.

 

[EmKay]

I lead an army of face-painted ants who lived in the hill to war with you for stealing their land.

My land, have fun with the ants.

 

[Kila Cadau]

I step on all the ants and make a hill of their corpses.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

Now there are two hills.
What do we do?

 

[Kila Cadau]

Combines the two hills.

My hill.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

I push the [member="Kila Cadau"] off the hill.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

I stand atop [member="Maria Natalja"]
My hill.

 

[Kila Cadau]

I burrow under the hill and climb out the top before proceeding to push [member="Maria Natalja"] off.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

I do a barrel roll and land on [member="Kila Cadau"]'s head.
My hill.