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Traveled back in time to stomp on your face as a baby. You lived and no paradox's were formed, but when I got back your face was deformed and it still had my boot print on it. Thus I laughed at you so much you commited suicide.
I painted you green, traveled into the past, brought you're past self to the future and told him the green dude was a shapeshifting alien who killed 90% of the entire galaxy including his entire family, thus you killed yourself. Believing you saved the day I sent you back in time to be killed later by your past self, in the future.
Statement: Strap the meatbag to a table. Flay the flesh from his body and feed it to him piece by piece. Gorge on his loved ones while he watches helplessly. Feed them to him as well. Laugh maniacally. Then I eat his face. Yum.