Open Market Kalidan Fried Ewok

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OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION

• Image Source: Ewok Barbeque by Unknown Author
• Canon Link: N/A
• Primary Source: Ewok | Rights of Sentience - PERFECTLY LEGAL

CORPORATION INFORMATION

• Corporation Name: Kalidan Fried Ewok
• Headquarters: Kalidan
• Locations:
  • Kalidan - Corporate HQ and the Kalidan Ewok Preserve.
  • New Kaas City - Sith-Imperial Franchise Offices.
  • Terminus - Outer Rim Franchise Offices.
  • Endor - "Free-Range Acquisitions".
• Operations:
  • Fast Food Franchising
  • Ewok-Fur Accessories
  • Food Production
• Divisions:
  • Kalidan Ewok Preserve: "A spacious and comfortable facility in which Ewoks are allowed to live more or less complete lives until being respectfully converted into high-quality meat for the discerning customer." No visitations.
  • Free-Range Acquisitions: A band of battle-hardened mercenaries charged with "collecting free-range livestock" from the forest-moon of Endor with the blessing of the Eternal Imperial government, in no small part due to Ewok ties to the Rebellion.
  • Ewok Distribution Centres: Manage supply chains and spot-check Ewok-flesh succulence.
• Parent Corporation: N/A
• Subsidiaries: N/A
• Shareholders:
  • Vexillium [51%]
  • Hssindrin Hssi [20%]
  • The Globex Corporation (Indirect) [10%]
  • AvCorp [8%]
  • Telis Taharin [6%]
  • First United Astral Engineering [1%]
  • Various Independent Shareholders [4%]

DESCRIPTION
With a focus on franchising and supply chains (succulent Ewok meat is quite the commodity, after all!) over operating its own stores, Kalidan Fried Ewok is able to rapidly expand to jurisdictions in which Ewoks are considered mere beasts (merchandise and "Ewok substitutes" can still be sold in some of these "overly restrictive" areas), but has little direct influence outside the walls of its offices and outlets.

Generally seen as morally dubious at best, KFE has survived through a mixture of accepting Imperial governments and documentaries painting Ewoks as bloodthirsty beats who would eat you if you don't eat them first.

RATIONALE
The brainchild of the aged Trandoshan slaver entrepreneur Hssindrin Hssi, Kalidan Fried Ewok was naught but a daydream for long years until the grizzled lizard met with representatives of Vexilium, representatives who (to his surprise) enthusiastically granted him the funding he needed.

Given that the Eternal Empire had categorised the Ewoks as mere beasts, the operation was perfectly legal.

OOC: Anyone may at any time use a KFE franchise in a thread or even own/manage one without explicit permission.​