// Location: Mos Eisley Cantina
// Occupation/Cover: Bartender
Two drinks.
That was all it took. Two drinks, and Ms. Doe-Eyes was already giggling like a mid-year with a crush. Mr. Antilles watched with a certain sense of morbid fascination. It was true that these drinks were designed to toss the unwary on their collective arses, but dang, had it happened fast in this instance. The puffed-up blonde woman with all the dough asked for her name and the bartender filed it away for safekeeping. Kat, she said. Mr. Antilles held back a snort.
Kitten was more appropriate.
“…Right before the Senate destroyed the Republic?”
The slowly drawled question was met with the creasing of perfectly arched eyebrows while the kiss of deep-purple painted lips squinched in momentary confusion. What really sent alarm bells flying for the auburn-haired woman was the mention of a certain, unmentionable, piece of techno-crap. The Death Star. This little thing, a slip of a girl, barely cooking a hundred- and ten-pounds soaking wet was referencing THE Death Star?
Piercing grey eyes fell on the handsome newcomer. He had a mop of straw-brown hair (
Gailen Ashdown) and an easy-going nature that reminded her of that hillbilly Americus Clan way down south in the Haserian System. They were a motley crew. Down to earth and capable of making one hell of a brew on minimal ingredients. He suggested that she get Kitten a glass of water and she sucked a breath in betwixt pearly white teeth.
“Darlin…I hate to say it—But tall dark and Mr. No-Regrets come the morning might be right. If you’re talkin’ about the Death Star you should sip on something a little less harsh for a spell. That was a long…Long time ago.”
Mr. Antilles couldn’t help but let the implications settle in her mind before she cast a cheshire grin at
Gailen Ashdown and bent down to fetch some of the purest water they had. It was clean, filtered, with no sand to speak of. Awfully, expensive.
“But it’s on your dime, handsome.”, she intoned, pointing a finger at him before setting the glass down in front of
Katarine Ryiah. He went on, and on, talking about how the Confederacy wasn’t scary and the bartender could only shake her head. Sure, it wasn’t scary if you were part of it. To anyone else? Outsiders, from the Sovereign Worlds they protected? They were a bit of a mystery to the common traveler, save, for a few small rules to abide.
- Do not touch Eshan.
- Slavery is outlawed, no exceptions.
- Droid Army.
- The Vicelord had offspring all over the verse. Rumor had it that he was part Gizka.
- Party Rockers
- Don’t Poke the Bear: The nation slept. Until it didn’t—Like some fallen, ancient domain. Then all hell broke loose.
They didn’t seem to want outright war with any other faction, though, that didn’t mean they wouldn’t rise to the occasion. Often, they withheld firing unless fired upon. But if the other side wanted to fight? It would begin, then and there. Mr. Antilles had seen them focus on infrastructure and refugees in the past. She’d also seen them close their borders when their constituents were under duress from outside influences. She could only imagine what it looked like to enemies, other empires, when their doors closed and prototypes for WMD’s starting rolling out like hotcakes.
“…The Confederacy does like their droids…”
And the color purple. And hexagons. And parties, oh my.
Aether was more than capable of dealing with the thorne in her side for a little while longer. At some point she would interrogate the Rodian and get what she needed, but for now, she was amused with present company. Her eyes rolled in her head toward the Mandalorian in golden armor and her hand fell cockily to her hip. Art. That’s what he liked in the bedroom. Really. “Lucky you, I’m an artist.”
It seemed that the time had come to introduce themselves and she hesitated. All these CIS bigwigs really, truly, didn’t need to know she existed. Especially not since she’d uploaded a (mostly harmless) virus to
John Locke
. Handsome though he was, not that bright. Her focus fell back toward a raven-haired woman that wore a shade of red lipstick that was exactly her color. Her voice was strangely pleasant, despite the twang. Liberated from the bits and pieces of the Outer Planets Alliance?
“Can do, sugar. Can I interest either of you in something to eat? I do make the collards round here and unlike the booze…You’ll actually come back for that.”, Mr. Antilles intoned, smiling, while
Ariajai Chalaz engaged with
Aether the Iron
. It always amused her when someone could give, tit-for-tat, with a King of Krant who liked to pose as some sort of vagabond spacer. Puh-lease. The pale woman beside her (
Meili Feng
) asked for the same thing and Antilles nodded. The bartender sat down both of the Druckenwell Specials…Only…
It was crap. She winced, seeing it downed so fast.
Mr. Antilles let the others converse like a good bartender would. Typically, she interjected when there was something funny to say or someone needed something. The Good-Hair woman thanked
Visanj T'shkali
for the beverages and it turned out that she was a freighter captain. Speaking of, Ms. Chalaz asked her for another drink.
“Sure…Try this instead, though. It’s called the Rancor’s Toothpick. More spirit forward in flavor and doesn’t taste like the bottom of a bin. Cheers, darlin’.”
Her curvaceous form dipped down below the bar for a moment and when she popped back up, she had a pair of cuffs in hand. She swung them around her fingers before setting them down next to the empty whiskey glasses of Ariajai and Meili. “Compliments of the house, ladies.”
Meili Feng
warned Kitten (
Gailen Ashdown) and Mr. Antilles raised a brow. Everyone in the room seemed to be taking the fact that their way too innocent drinking companion was talking about events that had taken place close to a millennia ago. Instead, it became a PR lesson?
These Confederates were damn wild.
Another woman (
Diana Sophistica
) approached the bar. A redhead with big, bright green eyes. One of them was different. Damaged. When the newcomer spoke, she was immediately suspicious of the warm, polite tone, that poured forth. No one that looked like they’d been through a meat grinder had the presence of mind to sound that…Nice. Her eye twitched.
“Since we were talking about the Death Star…Let’s give that a go—Shall we?”
It was a touch of Jägermeister with a splash of Gentleman’ Jack’s Whiskey. A little Vodka, some sour mix, and a bit of fizzy cola. It was sure to numb out just about any problem she was having. “No plague, just the eventual cellular death of your liver.”, indeed, Antilles made it a double. With such a generous tip in such a dive bar? She even added a straw. This was the most business this cantina had held from almost reputable clients in a dog's age. “Let me know if you need anything else…”
Still…Maybe, she ought to at least be a little polite.
“Antilles. Mr. Antilles.”, she said aloud to the assembled patrons but didn’t elaborate on. It was already a little too much while standing Infront of what appeared to be a gorram Minister of the bloody union. Kitten asked for their contact info and Antilles pulled a small chit out of her corset. “I’m a purveyor of…Everything. Bartender, extraordinaire. Great for parties you don’t want to remember.”
Or people you wanted to make disappear.