Jack Sparrow
Captain
Oh yes, me hearties, I've your plaintive wails. "Oh, I miss Jack so much!" "Woe betides, Jack is gone and I never told him I loved him!" "I never liked him anyway! Jack Sparrow in the 'Star Wars' universe? I call bull****!" Well, gird your loins, mates, because I've returned!
Now someone tell me quick: am I still Senator of Kashyyyk? Is there still a Kashyyyk? Am I King of my own planet somewhere? Because that would be lovely, King Captain Senator Jack Sparrow.
Now someone tell me quick: am I still Senator of Kashyyyk? Is there still a Kashyyyk? Am I King of my own planet somewhere? Because that would be lovely, King Captain Senator Jack Sparrow.