Insult Game

[Nimue Stormson]

I was watching a lot of Pete Holmes videos last night, which are hilarious btw, and I had a crazy idea for basically just a game where you make up creative insults about the person above you. They can be either on their appaerance or something they've done as a character. Whatever you can think of.

Obviously this is all for fun, no one should really mean what they say when posting here. And obviously you're making fun of the character, not the writer. Unless you know the person IRL and you know what you're saying to ach other is a joke. Which is fine. Again, this is all about having fun.

Since there's no one above me I'll just leave you with a video so you get an idea. The same video that got the idea in my ovesized-horn crown wearing head lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1eN98huvBY​

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[Vulpesen]

No man would take you, and thus you took a horse!

(bonus points to those who know the reference)

 

[Nimue Stormson]

Oh really? Disney called. They said why didn't you pick a prince more credible.

(I did get it lol)

 

[Cobalt]

Your tail's scruffy.

(sniped)

Nice horns... When does the adhesive melt off?

 

[Vulpesen]

At least my tail ain't wimpy

 

[Nimue Stormson]

Your tags say "wolf" and "fox". What, can't accept the fact their both dogs and it dosne't sound cool enough? Nerd.

 

[Cobalt]

Your swordfighting skills... They're not very Effekt-ive.

 

[Nimue Stormson]

Have we met before? Oh I'm sorry. It was someone dressed like you. I think it was at every-single-anime-convention-ever.

 

[Cobalt]

We have people dressed like you on Cernunnos... They're jesters.

 

[Vulpesen]

You were abandoned as a child... not that I blame the father(Granted, he was Satan)

 

[Cobalt]

You're a dog, but I just can't figure out which kind...

 

[Zambrano the Starweird]

You're fat.

 

[Cobalt]

Ugh, Zambrano spawn.

 

[Eddie]

Devilish? Ha, more like a pansy

 

[Cobalt]

Third Worst Sword

 

[Nefertari Sovint]

Filthy Sith.

 

[Eddie]

Lazy Loathesome Jedi

 

[Nimue Stormson]

Oh look another anime emo character. I think at this point all of you can get together and start your own nation. One of the most depressing places in the world.

 

[Cobalt]

Oh, gee... One of your horns is falling off again. Maybe I should cement it to your nose.

 

[Nimue Stormson]

With all that fire over you I can't help but feel you're desperatly trying to be in a David Blane video.