I NEED ALLIES

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

[member="Dredge"]

 

[Xilo Gale]

Is it bad I find that freddy song comforting?

 

[The Cartographer]

........Maybe [member="Dredge"] should make Bael into another man-slave..........

 

[Zayani Brin]

I could help you out a bit. I haven't made any enemies yet. Time to change that.
[member="The Cartographer"]

 

[Dredge]

[member="Drapeam Nyx"]

How this fight will go down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=Ev0Dm5qX0bU

[member="The Cartographer"]
Ooooh Bael, in another life maybe. Who knows you might come back as a sexy fan dancer. But for now

You touched my stuff...

 

[Boggo Flib]

Right. So..... There's kind of a bounty on my head

Did someone say.... Bounty

 

[The Cartographer]

Well. I've had a good run. 83 years, man. 83 years. Though, to the Epicanthrix, that's the same as saying 10 years....... *begins weeping again*

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

Well. I've had a good run. 83 years, man. 83 years. Though, to the Epicanthrix, that's the same as saying 10 years....... *begins weeping again*

Uh
Average lifespan of an Epic-Cat is roughly 130.
Zorrens here, like Nyx, got a lifespan of roughly 5000.

 

[Dredge]

[member="Kezeroth the Malevolent"]
10 mil large my friend. And your weight paid in gold and gems. All you need to do is bring this sorry weepy girl [member="The Cartographer"] to me. Dead or alive

 

[The Cartographer]

......Preferably alive, mind you.
[member="Kezeroth the Malevolent"]

[member="Drapeam Nyx"] YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

Do I get to punch Kezeroth as well? Punching him sounds fun.
Might hurt though...
Oh well.

 

[The Cartographer]

[member="Lexa Imura"] Any help from an Imura is welcomed by me.

 

[Zayani Brin]

[member="The Cartographer"] You got it. Just tell me where you want a fire, and I'm there.

 

[Dredge]

[member="The Cartographer"]

Imma go burn this world real quick then catch up with you

 

[The Cartographer]

See you later, bae! *blows kiss*
[member="Dredge"]

 

[Ellie Mors]

I'll just sit over here at the nice ripe age of twenty-five.

 

[Lyat'ri]

[member="The Cartographer"]

If I'm given enough money I'll defend your loot

 

[Darth Odium]

When they say they hate each other I start to think they mean the other thing.

 

[Cryax Bane]

Where's my help? I'm the one with a [member="Dredge"] in my head!

 

[Dredge]

[member="Cryax Bane"]

*gives Cryax a shoulder rub* Shhhhh just let big daddy dredge take care of you