@Elvenchild319...
1) Avoid the Sith Harlot(s)
2) Slap the Gungans
3) Don't feed the wildlife
4) Carry lots of catnip if you enjoy living (
Mrrew)
5) Your beard shall never be better than mine.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
6) Never read the descriptions of my Liberace/Elvis/80s mix tuxedoes. They are magnificently horrible.
Most of all:
7) Pink Riker is your liege, your overlord, your fearless leader. HAIL PINK RIKER!
[member="Lexa Imura"]
You know I'd thread with any of your alts... Pick one and throw it my way...