LFG Hacks and Snacks

[Noodles]

My lil tech-pixie gremlin Noodles is open for interaction if anyone wants to meet her. Being a malnourished shut-in whose entire nutrition revolves around instant ramen and sugar, she's not a physical fighter whatsoever, but she can break into any high security system in seconds if she needs to.

Especially looking for any other NFU hacker types if anyone wants to do a bit of either cyberwarfare or even just hanging out and geeking out about tech. But open to other stuff too!

Anyone want to meet this train wreck genius?

 

[Alana Calloway]

Always <3

Maybe I can have her meet Nova?

 

[Noodles]

Always <3

Maybe I can have her meet Nova?

Whatever works! :3

 

[Braze]

mayyyybe~?

 

[Noodles]

mayyyybe~?

yaaaaassss

 

[Cassia “Zero Bloom”]

Noodles and Cassia may have some stuff in common. Cassia is stuck on Mar Shaddaa looking for work and dodging bounty hunters at the moment though

 

[Noodles]

Noodles and Cassia may have some stuff in common. Cassia is stuck on Mar Shaddaa looking for work and dodging bounty hunters at the moment though

Yesssss let's do it! Noodles can be on Nar Shaddaa looking for 'special tech' perhaps

 

[Tohu]

A techie to help out with some bounty hunt? Tohu would love learn a new trick or two!

Noodles

 

[Noodles]

A techie to help out with some bounty hunt? Tohu would love learn a new trick or two!

Noodles

Sounds fun!

 

[Calyx Sundrift]

I'd be up for it! I'm looking to connect Calyx to more independent gremlins, so let's go!

 

[Noodles]

I'd be up for it! I'm looking to connect Calyx to more independent gremlins, so let's go!

Yaaaaas hmu you know where I am!

 

[Katarine Ryiah]

I could have her run a mission for Kat... be the voice in the headphone while Kat did all the physical stuff? Mission impossible style?

Or she could meet Kinley... my NFU criminal.

 

[Noodles]

I could have her run a mission for Kat... be the voice in the headphone while Kat did all the physical stuff? Mission impossible style?

Or she could meet Kinley... my NFU criminal.

Absolutely!!

 

[Braze]

yaaaaassss

Asking for a friend think you can hack Mercy 's bank account ?

 

[Mercy]

Braze Noodles

Sorry, Mercy doesn't have a bank account, she got multiple Scrooge McDuck swimming pools filled with credit chits.

 

[Braze]

Braze Noodles

Sorry, Mercy doesn't have a bank account, she got multiple Scrooge McDuck swimming pools filled with credit chits.

Scrooge McDuck’s Money Bin (per Don Rosa’s blueprint) measures about 120 ft by 120 ft by 127 ft, with a total volume of 1,828,800 cubic feet or about 51,786 cubic meters.

A Star Wars credit chip is about a card. Using the standard bank card size of 85.60 × 53.98 × 0.76 mm, one chip has a volume of 3.512×10⁻⁶ cubic meters. Multiplying that by seven million gives 24.58 cubic meters. Allowing for some empty space in packing, the total is about 25.9 cubic meters.

That means the Money Bin is about two thousand times larger than the space taken up by seven million credit chips. It is impossible for that amount of credits to fill multiple Money Bins.

It’s worth noting that one of Mercy’s weaknesses is misunderstanding the scale of large containers and miscounting what can realistically fit inside.

 

[Juniper Le Fey]

Looks like you have a lot of offers on the table. If you ever wanted to do a group thread or you wanted to do one 1 on 1 I would love to. Wanted to get Juniper in more hacking stuff.