LFG Financial Idiocy

[Nej Tane]

I want Nej to lose the BILLIONS of credits in a pretty funny way, true to his character of being a moron. That being said, these are not UCs (though losing all of his UCs also would be funny) and generally someone getting a scam over on Nej would be funny. He also has a massive fleet of ships.

Why am I doing this? After he sold his mining rights to Katarr after he inadvertently transferred money to the Neo Crusaders, he became massively wealthy. However, part of Nej's charm is that he's teetering on the edge of a "big score" and I want to get back to that. So someone scamming him or taking his money and ships.....

Well that'd be pretty funny. It'd be a comedic thing, a funny thread, nothing real serious.

But the rewards are real!

 

[Darth Virelia]

Hot Single Sith in your area? (totally legit)

 

[Ronhar Tane]

I mean, you never know what you might (or might not) find on Mahporeem. Feel free to say hi!

 

[Onrai]

Nej Tane Want to bargain with chthonic powers and come up on the short end?

 

[Nej Tane]

Nej Tane Want to bargain with chthonic powers and come up on the short end?

no

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

Have you considered a Toydarian Prince?

 

[Braze]

I want Nej to lose the BILLIONS of credits in a pretty funny way, true to his character of being a moron. That being said, these are not UCs (though losing all of his UCs also would be funny) and generally someone getting a scam over on Nej would be funny. He also has a massive fleet of ships.

Why am I doing this? After he sold his mining rights to Katarr after he inadvertently transferred money to the Neo Crusaders, he became massively wealthy. However, part of Nej's charm is that he's teetering on the edge of a "big score" and I want to get back to that. So someone scamming him or taking his money and ships.....

Well that'd be pretty funny. It'd be a comedic thing, a funny thread, nothing real serious.

But the rewards are real!

Nej Tane I give you...

The "Exclusive Licensing Deal" Scam

A charming Twi'lek "entertainment magnate" convinces Nej that Lagrogus IE.

LAGROGU Cozy Companions – (Common Edition)

LAGROGU - (Limited Edition)

LAGROGU Showcase Series – (Semi-Unique Line)

are about to explode as the next galactic craze. He just needs to front the credits to secure "exclusive rights."

Nej wires over billions to what turns out to be a fake shell company registered on a derelict asteroid. The "CEO" vanishes; all Nej gets is a pallet of defective LAGROOGOO – Mass-Produced ( Knock-Off Line ) plush toys that squeak "Wubba me!" every 3 seconds until they short out.

Nej's hangar is now full of these things.