Dragon Age Thread

[Judas]

Dragon Age to me was a great let down. The only thing decent was the dialogue selection.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

DISHONOR ON YOU

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW @[member="Judas"]

 

[Judas]

Truth hurts. I know.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

Origins was good. 2 was.... Eh... Okay? I guess?

 

[Judas]

Yeah, I agree with you. It usually what happens when Bioware gets lazy, i.e. Mass Effect 3 Ending.

 

[Kara Avoyos]

Two had some good points, mostly those points had a crossbow and chest hair. The whole last act was just bad, it stopped being about Hawke and started being about Bioware really wanting a war between two factions who were equally awful. The only non party member who remained remotely reasonable was blow up due to one man's insane anti-logic.

That said, the Inquisitor does have a nice hat.

 

[Bartholomew Tedesky]

Origins Master Race :3

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Two had some good points, mostly those points had a crossbow and chest hair.

God...yes. Yes. Why the hell wasn't he romancable?! WHY DO YOU TEASE ME, BIOWARE?!

 

[Kara Avoyos]

I ship Varric/Cassandra. He likes writing books, she likes stabbing them.

 

[Darth Kentarch]

So am I the only person then who like the mass effect 3 ending?

 

[Kara Avoyos]

Arcturus Procyon, on 07 Jan 2014 - 14:39, said:
So am I the only person then who like the mass effect 3 ending?

You played renegade didn't you?

 

[Darth Kentarch]

Is there any other way?

 

[Vora Kaar]

Played the first, not the second. But ether way I thought it was good.

And I like the ME3 ending. It was okay, just not what I would have expected,

 

[Kara Avoyos]

The ending makes no sense thematically with a paragon leaning Shepard.

Also I didn't trust a word out of that things mouth.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Varric/Cassandra

Varric x Cassandra
f!mage!Hawke x Fenris
Hawke x Arishok
Anders x a very sharp implement that he can get tetanus from
Isabela x everyone, in one massive orgy of goodness

And Merill can whine about her dead girlfriend.

 

[Kara Avoyos]

Fabula Cavataio, on 07 Jan 2014 - 14:45, said:
Anders x a very sharp implement that he can get tetanus from

Yusssssss....

 

[Vora Kaar]

Anders x a very sharp implement that he can get tetanus from

Mhmm I smell kinky here.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

More like unadulterated loathing.

#UnaduleratedLoathering?

 

[Vora Kaar]

You need to get out fabs.

 

[Darth Kentarch]

...right...