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[Mauve du Vain]

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“Let her rip!” cried the over enthusiastic Besalisk croupier.

A patron side eyed him.

 

[Tilon Quill]

Exhausted and disillusioned and unexpectedly liquid, Captain Tilon Quill sat down to play pazaak. He got dealt his hand and wagered a hundred Underworld Credits.

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[Mauve du Vain]

He got dealt his hand and wagered a hundred Underworld Credits.

The Chadra Fan dealer flipped over the house cards.

“Long day, pal?”

 

[Tilon Quill]

The Chadra Fan dealer flipped over the house cards.

“Long day, pal?”

"Goddamn Jedi," said Tilon, a Jedi, in simple but serviceable Chadra-Fan. "One more, please."

 

[Mauve du Vain]

“Oh? What they do this time, huh?”

The dealer pulled another card for the House.

Tilon Quill

 

[Tilon Quill]

“Oh? What they do this time, huh?”

The dealer pulled another card for the House.

Tilon Quill

"Oh, a friend of mine made some good points about the child..." He ran into the limits of his Chadra-Fan and used the Basic word. "Indoctrination. One more."

 

[Mauve du Vain]

“Yeah. I hear they can’t even. You know,” the Chadra-Fan gave him a look, “Not allowed. Probably why they’re so self-righteous and angry all the time. Just need to go to Ryloth find a nice Twi’lek or something. House hits.”

The wildly unprofessional dealer looked up from the cards. “You like Twi’leks?”

Tilon Quill

 

[Tilon Quill]

Jedi sexuality was not a topic Tilon felt like broaching tonight. He'd likely never stop.

Tilon put down his cards. He held up his hands as if cradling a posterior or outlining two halves of a planet famously tidally locked. "Hot and cold the duality of Ryloth," he said in Huttese. "Stand."

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[Mauve du Vain]

“Uhh,” the Chadra-Fan, who had never actually been to Ryloth and certainly never read up on on its gravitational positioning - not what he liked about the place on the holonet, squeaked.

He pulled for the house.

Tilon Quill

 

[Tilon Quill]

Tilon eyed his cards, with a sum of 20. "Stand," he said again. "Leaving it there."

He didn't feel too bad. Interstellar Huttese idiom didn't always land, let alone interstellar Huttese idiomatic triple entendre.

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[Mauve du Vain]

“And for all the marbles!” The dealer pronounced.

 

[Tilon Quill]

Wildly disproportionate, visible, unfeigned relief hit as the house busted.

"Think that's it for me," Tilon said. "Haven't won a hand of cards in a minute or three. Just needed to shake the rust off."

He slid the Chadra-Fan twenty as a tip and got up achily. Maybe the spa...

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