Codex Denied Chuckles Nor’Ace

[Grand Shepherd Burtch]

OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION

• Intent: a mere mortal like yourself cannot hope to understand his intentions.
• Image Credit: himself, as he has forged his own physical form in the crucible of his eternal destiny. (X)
• Roll: doesn’t work. Neither does ducking, jumping, blocking or saying please. Nothing stops Chuckles Nor’ace’s fists.
• Permissions: as long as you say please, he will consider it.
• Links: (X)

PHYSICAL INFORMATION

• Age: eternal
• Force Sensitivity: Chuckles Nor’Ace doesn’t have to be very sensitive with the Force because the Force takes it like a man.
• Species: Unstoppable God
• Appearance: Pure manliness, wrapped in denim and a plaid vest, topped off with a beautiful beard. The beard is reported to have been used to reverse engineer Beskar Steel.

SOCIAL INFORMATION

• Name: Chuckles Nor’Ace, or just Master.
• Loyalties: Many factions have declared loyalty to Chuckles Nor'Ace. Such as:
  • The galactic empire
  • The Mortis Gods
  • The bendu
• Wealth: he doesn’t need money. He just stares until you give him what he wants.
• Notable Possessions: his exercise ball, which he let Grand Moff Tarkin borrow so he could destroy Alderaan in A New Hope.
• Skills: all of them. But notably:
  • Roundhouse kick
  • Interrogations
  • Stopping time
  • Creating the universe
  • Makes a mad Mojito
• Languages:
  • His fists
  • War
  • Death
• Personality: charming and charismatic. All women want him. All men want to be him.

COMBAT INFORMATION

• Weapon of Choice: His fists. His manly musk. His ability to stare into your soul make you lose all hope.
• Combat Function: ending the fight.
• Force Abilities: Yes. The Force has the limited ability to harness the power of Chuckles Nor’Ace.

Strengths:

• the ability to win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves
• He doesn’t breath. He just holds air hostage.

Weaknesses:

• he was an only child… eventually.
• His tears could cure the Gulag Virus… too bad he has never cried.

HISTORICAL INFORMATION
Chuckles Nor’Ace once urinated in the fuel tank of a speeder truck as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuckles Nor’Ace was once bitten by a poisonous Hssiss. After many days of agony and suffering, the Hssiss eventually died.

Chuckles Nor’Ace was dropped twice as a baby. Once in the Hosnian System and another time at Alderaan.

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!

 

[Judah Lesan]

I'm chalking this up to an April Fool's based on the bottom line here... Got a good laugh out of this too...

Going to go ahead and archive this now.