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Chaos Counts to Twenty

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DECREE 1: As Governor/Crime Lord of fat all people who have any amount of fat on, in, around them at all, or around any object which has been touched or otherwise been in the general presence of any kind of fat, which is inclusive of any meetings with fat under those parameters past, present, future, or under any other defining terms of time that may result in an interaction with fat even upon delving upon doomed or stable alternate timelines, including those timelines where this current decree was not made or had a lesser degree of inclusive fat, I do say any written sentence that uses punctuation is to be disregarded as false and the exact opposite of what is described from the conclusion of this decree, which is Ex Post Facto.

As per this Royal Decree all "numbers" described by the culprit [member="Enigma"] are now to be described as the opposite of numbers... Which is an abstraction that does not exist due to the illegal punctuation that followed it. Thus the Court of all things Fat (who has the sole member of the Fatty Monarchy, including all of his authority), hereby declares her achievement invalid, and all attempts thereafter equally so until it is explicitly stated by a recognized authority over fat that exceeds the authority of the Fatty Overlordship... Which obviously is no one.

As Star Wars RP: Chaos remains numerically illiterate to every number exceeding the double digits until proven otherwise.

END OF DECREE: 1

Have a nice day :p

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