Braze was, in short, absolutely buried in puffballs.
They clung to every inch of him, his sleeves, his gloves, his boots, anywhere that had even the faintest trace of the perfume. One particularly bold puffball was nested comfortably in his hood like it paid rent.
"H-Hey, wait… don't leave me," he called out, his voice pitching somewhere between dignified despair and pathetic wounded puppy. He tried to peel them off delicately, but the more he removed, the more seemed to materialize like some fuzzy, adorable curse.
He fumbled with a mesh bag, attempting to herd them inside without squishing their tiny round bodies. It was like trying to convince bubbles to form an orderly line.
"I'm sorry, truly I am. I didn't think they'd react this enthusiastically," he muttered, stuffing one puffball in only for two more to climb up his sleeve.
"If it helps, I'm now their king. Or their mobile snack bar. I haven't quite figured it out yet."
One brushed against his nose and squeaked, and Braze sneeze trying to keep his arms up and out so he didn't accidentally squish one.
"I think that was a declaration of fealty."
As he spoke, several more puffballs began settling into his hair, tangling themselves among the strands with the confidence of creatures who had found paradise. One attempted to burrow near his temple. Another rolled itself up like a tiny, winged bun and refused to leave. Within moments, his once neat appearance had dissolved into a lopsided crown of fluff, frizz, and determined squeaking.
"Okay, okay.... That's fair," he said slowly, glancing down at the shattered remains of the perfume vial still glistening on his glove. A few more bats had joined the fray, clearly drawn to the scent and him.
Braze sighed and raised his hands in a small gesture of surrender. His tone softened,
"Alright. I got carried away. I meant to demonstrate a technique, not unleash a tactical fluff strike on your person." A puffball began chewing idly on his belt strap. He let it.
His voice lowered further, tinged with something more sincere.
"And earlier? I'm sorry for that too... With the snarking and the button-pushing... I was trying to challenge you. Get your guard down. Not piss you off." He gave a tired huff of a laugh.
"Clearly, I missed the mark."
A nectarbat latched onto the hem of his tunic with grim determination.
"So… yeah. I'm sorry. Again. For all of it." He paused as another puffball squirmed its way down the back of his collar. His eye twitched.
"They're unionizing," he muttered.
"I can feel it.... help? Please?"
Finally, he extended a fresh mesh bag toward Xuko like a peace offering, hand still absolutely covered in white fluff. His expression was gentler than it had been all day.
"Truce?"