Saul slid through profiles on his datapad as the night wore on, the light from the curtain of his bunk showing while other techs slept. As usual, it was a hodgepodge of people with different wants and needs. He sighed as he X'd out any darksiders that might get his employment canceled, as tempting as some were. (Nilira Vornix, Veyla Tass)
In the end, only one profile really got his attention. His electronic eyes stopped onAjinar Djo 's profile and looked at it long and hard. He was handsome... Handsome enough that Saul had a hard time believing his profile wasn't a picture made by AI. But they did have a lot in common; they both made things, or at least so it seemed... And the gender preference matched up. But they were from very different worlds. Ajinar seemed like a Hapes Playboy, and Saul was well... an average workman covered with oil after a long day of work. It took a minute or two of thinking while staring into those green eyes before deciding to send him a message.
"Hey, I'm Saul. I'm probably not what you expected matching, and maybe not what you want, but I am interested in you. If you want to see where we go, we can certainly give it a shot. I hope you give me the chance to put my best foot forward."
As he watched the message send, the Cyborg couldn't help but rub his forehead. Saul couldn't help but wonder if this would be worth the headache, but dying alone wasn't how he wanted to go out. So all he could do was try...And who knows, maybe Ajinar wouldn't show, and he would have a free day off work all to himself.
Name: Saul
Age: Unknown to him; roughly looks like early 20s
Alignment: Gray; doesn't worry about force politics, just about getting by.
Hobbies: Tearing a starship apart and putting it back together again, Parkour, being a troublemaker
Seeking: Just seeing who he finds in this big galaxy
Avoiding: People who want to make him tear his hair out
Little bit about me:
Saul here,
I'm just an experiment gone wrong; hopefully ours goes right. I'm a wanderer who sets up shop all across the galaxy, repairing metal ladies and seeing where the wind blows. Otherwise, I hope at the very least to get a smile or a laugh out of you.
"You don't need a dichroscope to know I'm the real deal."
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That smile widened to one side on the next profile that caught his interest.
And the next one to give him pause spoke to him far differently. Purged the previous potentials right out of his thoughts. What Aji got from the tone of the writing, the hair a different red than...Name: Kaleleon Seleare
Age: 30's
Alignment: Uh... Light side?
Hobbies: Speeder Tinkering, Meditation, Forest Walks, Deeper conversations.
Seeking: Someone who can hold a conversation for more than just small talk. Is okay with a Roaming Jedi. Can be somewhat independent. Someone who can challenge me.
Avoiding: Open to quite a bit. I am fine with "Darker" individuals, but Sith is questionable. You respect me, I respect you.
Little bit about me: Wayseeker Jedi. I move around alot. No actual home as most of my time is spent on the hyperlanes. Possibility of settling down is there, but its gonna be on farmland. Not a City-slicker. I am open to multiple types of relationships. Gay, Straight, Doesn't matter to me. I'd rather hold hands and enjoy time together, than just get to the dirty.
'You've matched!' the message on her datapad read.
She leaned over from her perch on the sofa, glancing at the screen momentarily before dismissing the message entirely. A text prompt opened, though she selected the microphone icon instead to dictate her message. "Hello." Amara said, pausing to think on how to follow up the greeting - she wasn't normally the one who had to actually kick things off and she certainly wasn't used to sending the first message. "I haven't actually done this before - or rode a.." her voice trailed off, the speech-to-text adding an elipses for convenience (or perhaps to passive-aggressively tell its user to get to the point), as she tried remembering what the strange word she'd read in the advert had been. "..Rollercoaster, whatever that is, but if you haven't already paired yourself off with someone else I'd love to try and make this my first."
She clicked send a few minutes after her voice tapered off again, her focus now back onto the book she'd been engrossed with before the notification had stolen her attention.
Couldn't beat the Zinder addiction, could you Saul...? So much so that he was looking at Mandalorian Warriors hoisting fish in full armor during his lunch break. What had he fallen to... Still, Adonis was a good name for this guy. Because that's what he looked like in this picture. Maybe it was just the smile that caught Saul's attention. It seemed kind. At least when the man wasn't about to blast a hole in you.
Steam still clung to his shoulders as Adonis stepped from the shower, a towel draped around his neck while he scrubbed at damp hair. For perhaps the first time in weeks there were no meetings to attend, no petitions to review, no militia reports waiting for his approval.
Just quiet.
The buzz of his datapad on the counter interrupted the moment.
New Message Received
He frowned, wiping condensation from the screen with his thumb.
From: Lys Solan
Subject: Since you refuse to help yourself
"...What have you done?"
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New Message
Inbox • Personal Correspondence
From: Lys Solan
To: Adonis Angelis IV
Subject: Since you refuse to help yourself
Received: 09:17
Hey Adonis,
You keep saying you are "too busy" to make one of these, which is funny because I have watched you renegotiate an entire supply chain deal before breakfast.
So I made it for you.
Before you start complaining, yes, I used the fish picture. No, I will not apologize. It makes you look approachable in the same way a Star Destroyer with its hangar lights on looks approachable.
Use it. Delete it. Pretend you never saw it. Whatever makes you feel in control.
But for once, maybe let someone else do something for you.
Hope you don't mind.
— Lys
P.S The password is burc'ya if you want to see your messages.
Attachment: Adonis_Zinder_Profile.png
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Adonis stared at the attachment for several seconds. Then several more.
The fish picture.
Of course she had used the fish picture.
His expression shifted somewhere between disbelief and reluctant amusement as he scrolled through the profile.
Strong walls. Open door.
A faint snort escaped him. The worst part was that it wasn't bad. In fact, annoyingly, it was probably better than anything he would have written himself.
He sighed heavily.
"Burc'ya?" he muttered under his breath, reading the password aloud. A pause.
"...That's actually kind of funny."
After another moment he opened the login page.
If anyone asked, however, he would deny everything.
Sigh.
Name: Arris Windrun
Age: 33
Alignment: I am a known war criminal
Hobbies: Quiet moments with a drink or cigarette in hand. Exploring the greasiest dives. Working on speeders and cleaning weapons. Deep introspective angst about the actions I've taken (see: avoiding).
Seeking: Alternatives to therapy (women)
Avoiding: Therapy (and men)
Little bit about me: You know me, or you want to know me. Otherwise, go away.
Oh, why not...
Name: Lyssara Talis
Age: 28
Alignment: Dark
Hobbies: What are hobbies?
Seeking: Great question
Avoiding: Also a great question
Little bit about me: Miraluka, literally can't see. I'm a witch and do witchy things.
Name: Ran Serys
Age: Late 30's
Alignment: Light Side
Hobbies: Tinkering, Reading, Pottery, Sun Bathing
Seeking: Romance. Calm. Someone who is alright with being long distance with a Jedi Master on the go.
Avoiding: Possessive and Intense Sentients.
Little bit about me: I am a mutant experiment. My eyes glow in the dark. And I have been described as a big green muscle mommy.
Name: Solaria
Age: Guess correctly, and I may forgive you for asking.
Alignment: Lawful Evil, according to men who lost arguments.
Hobbies: Equestrian dressage, Combative Training and War
Seeking: An ardent lover, with emotional intelligence. Graceful and charming with with enough self-respect to stand beside me
Avoiding: Sycophants, idle flatterers, fawning admirers, with fragile egos need not apply. I'm not interested in those too eager to kneel and too timid to stand.
Little bit about me: I am a woman of refined tastes and high expectations. I admire those that can bring confidence, manners, and a spine.
Name: Solaria
Age: Guess correctly, and I may forgive you for asking.
Alignment: Lawful Evil, according to men who lost arguments.
Hobbies: Equestrian dressage, Combative Training and War
Seeking: An ardent lover, with emotional intelligence. Graceful and charming with with enough self-respect to stand beside me
Avoiding: Sycophants, idle flatterers, fawning admirers, with fragile egos need not apply. I'm not interested in those too eager to kneel and too timid to stand.
Little bit about me: I am a woman of refined tastes and high expectations. I admire those that can bring confidence, manners, and a spine.
Name: Kaleleon Seleare
Age: 30's
Alignment: Uh... Light side?
Hobbies: Speeder Tinkering, Meditation, Forest Walks, Deeper conversations.
Seeking: Someone who can hold a conversation for more than just small talk. Is okay with a Roaming Jedi. Can be somewhat independent. Someone who can challenge me.
Avoiding: Open to quite a bit. I am fine with "Darker" individuals, but Sith is questionable. You respect me, I respect you.
Little bit about me: Wayseeker Jedi. I move around alot. No actual home as most of my time is spent on the hyperlanes. Possibility of settling down is there, but its gonna be on farmland. Not a City-slicker. I am open to multiple types of relationships. Gay, Straight, Doesn't matter to me. I'd rather hold hands and enjoy time together, than just get to the dirty.
Name: Ajinar 'Aji' Djo![]()
Age: 23
Pronouns: He/him/his
Alignment: Light-aligned, principalemant
Little bit about me: Hapan Force Artisan, of Miraluka descent, who may never stop learning. I find myself away from Hapes more often as of late, due to... extenuating circumstances, and wander where my curiosities take me. Peut-être it is for the best.
Hobbies: I work with my hands and have an eye for beauty wherever I look: this, that, you and I.... the usual suspects. I enjoy exploring beautiful places (natural and civilised), learning traditional crafts, visiting museums and historic sites (inclusive of ruins and old temples), sketching while I travel, and sharing good food and long conversations with interesting people.
Seeking: Someone who can hold a conversation beyond the weather; there is nothing so terminally dull. Someone who won't mind my artistry, or should we go so far... that it will need room.
Your gender matters not, however you identify, different styles of relation are welcome, mais in the interest of honesty, there is a slight préférence for my own gender. Chérie, don't let it stop you if you aren't.
Avoiding: Those with dark designs on my person and existence. I loathe those kinds of evangelists. Otherwise, I am, as they say, open.
-----------------------------------------------OOC: Aji doesn't have a new bio yet. And his current status includes some minor retcons from what few posts I've done since I recreated his account, so his old bio from uh... 2021 before I'd deleted his account would need an overhaul anyway.
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Name: Amara
Age: 32
Alignment: I'm not really a principled lady, so whichever way the wind blows.
Hobbies: You can find me shopping most days, and clubbing most nights, usually in different cities and on different planets depending on how much I feel like traveling that week. Between those days, though, I might get my hands a little dirty and do a little amateur archaeology.
Seeking: I guess we can start with good conversation with the right ambience and we can go from there, though someone a little less full of themselves than me would be a pretty important ask.
Avoiding: Anyone who knows my daddy. I'll be a bit nasty about it, actually, so just skip right over me if you do. If you don't recognize me enough to make the connection then this isn't for you![]()
Little bit about me: In a few words, I'm bad news in a dress and heels. I'll be the prim and proper girl that your mom loves to see when you come to visit, and the woman that makes you stay up way too late the night before. I'll probably ruin your life, if you let me, but you won't regret everything that happens first.
Got no credits to steal but sounds like a fun time.
"… Hold that thought."
Braze suddenly, and rather quickly, took out a separate comlink that looked like a sleek black Compact mirror. He snapped it open and accessed the holonet, his thumb moving with brisk, suspicious urgency. A faint blush still colored his ears.
A faint blush climbed up the tips of his ears as he angled the compact away from everyone else, thumb moving with an urgent little haste across the screen. A cheery pink-and-gold icon bounced up from the display with a tiny heart-shaped notification. The Zinder icon trembled on the screen, with the app's logo wiggling in place, stubbornly refusing to vanish.
His thumb jabbed again trying toe delete it.
Nothing.
His brows furrowed in frustration as he turned the comlink sideways, then upright again, as if the entire problem might be one of angle.
A little notification chimed just them from the compact it's self audio coming to life since the screen was open and engaged denoting an event.
He tabbed in to it by mistake and a menu opened; he tried to open setting to find a way to extract this application form his compact but he tapped the wrong thing.
A profile preview flashed up for half a second before he clapped his other hand over the screen with the speed of a man deflecting live blaster fire. His posture stiffened, shoulders tucked, chin lifted in a fragile attempt at dignity while his ears remained traitorously pink.
After several more frantic taps, one sharp inhale, and a whispered threat about feeding the app directly into a trash compactor, the icon finally gave way to a ... prompt!
Are you sure you want to delete Zinder?
Braze tapped yes.
Would you like to rate your experience first?
His eye twitched frantically tapping through different sections of menues.
"No."
Tell us why you're leaving.
"For the love of...."
Braze's blush deepened as he glanced away, selected other, and jabbed confirm with more force than necessary.
We're sad to see you go! The app deleted with a powering down sad sort of jingle.
"Be sad quietly," he muttered, snapping the compact shut
Name: Saul
Age: Unknown to him; roughly looks like early 20s
Alignment: Gray; doesn't worry about force politics, just about getting by.
Hobbies: Tearing a starship apart and putting it back together again, Cooking, Parkour, being an innocent-looking troublemaker
Seeking: Just seeing who he finds in this big galaxy
Avoiding: People who want to make him tear his hair out
Little bit about me:
Saul here,
I'm just an experiment gone wrong; hopefully ours goes right. I'm a wanderer who sets up shop all across the galaxy, repairing metal ladies and seeing where the wind blows. Otherwise, I hope at the very least to get a smile or a laugh out of you.
Name: Ajinar 'Aji' Djo![]()
Age: 23
Pronouns: He/him/his
Alignment: Light-aligned, principalemant
Little bit about me: Hapan Force Artisan, of Miraluka descent, who may never stop learning. I find myself away from Hapes more often as of late, due to... extenuating circumstances, and wander where my curiosities take me. Peut-être it is for the best.
Hobbies: I work with my hands and have an eye for beauty wherever I look: this, that, you and I.... the usual suspects. I enjoy exploring beautiful places (natural and civilised), learning traditional crafts, visiting museums and historic sites (inclusive of ruins and old temples), sketching while I travel, and sharing good food and long conversations with interesting people.
Seeking: Someone who can hold a conversation beyond the weather; there is nothing so terminally dull. Someone who won't mind my artistry, or should we go so far... that it will need room.
Your gender matters not, however you identify, different styles of relation are welcome, mais in the interest of honesty, there is a slight préférence for my own gender. Chérie, don't let it stop you if you aren't.
Avoiding: Those with dark designs on my person and existence. I loathe those kinds of evangelists. Otherwise, I am, as they say, open.
-----------------------------------------------OOC: Aji doesn't have a new bio yet. And his current status includes some minor retcons from what few posts I've done since I recreated his account, so his old bio from uh... 2021 before I'd deleted his account would need an overhaul anyway.
Sigh.
Name: Arris Windrun
Age: 33
Alignment: I am a known war criminal
Hobbies: Quiet moments with a drink or cigarette in hand. Exploring the greasiest dives. Working on speeders and cleaning weapons. Deep introspective angst about the actions I've taken (see: avoiding).
Seeking: Alternatives to therapy (women)
Avoiding: Therapy (and men)
Little bit about me: You know me, or you want to know me. Otherwise, go away.
Another Jedi? Interesting. Also, the name seemed very familiar. Like I had heard of them before, but not directly. Age was a little... concerning for me. Twenty-three? Former Battle Master? They took their work seriously it seemed. A shrug of my shoulder.
A Dark sided Witch? They looked interesting, but so little written on the bio? Nah.Oh, why not...
Name: Lyssara Talis
Age: 28
Alignment: Dark
Hobbies: What are hobbies?
Seeking: Great question
Avoiding: Also a great question
Little bit about me: Miraluka, literally can't see. I'm a witch and do witchy things.
Ran? Serys? A look of bewilderment over my face and a shake of the head. Since the Hidden Path kind of dissolved, I haven't heard from her much. And her profile seemed to be one that various people would respond to. I doubted she would return the the swipe, but I just did it for old times sake. If anything, I sent a premature message to the match.Name: Ran Serys
Age: Late 30's
Alignment: Light Side
Hobbies: Tinkering, Reading, Pottery, Sun Bathing
Seeking: Romance. Calm. Someone who is alright with being long distance with a Jedi Master on the go.
Avoiding: Possessive and Intense Sentients.
Little bit about me: I am a mutant experiment. My eyes glow in the dark. And I have been described as a big green muscle mommy.
Younger age, Avoiding facial hair? I guess that was a choice."Hey, hey, can someone help me get this speech-to-text chit working?"
Name: Velya Tass
Age: 20, roughly
Alignment: Covenant (Sith)
Hobbies: Karaoke, dumpster diving, speeder tuning, holodrama bingeing.
Seeking: Pretty people, conversation. Must be open to a criminal record.
Avoiding: Facial hair (furred species excluded), jedi men, mandalorians.
Little bit about me: Learning aurebesh again after dropping out of the school system at ~6. "Natural Shatterpoint user," whatever the hell that means.
Swipe Left.Name: Eurydice
Age: Eighteen
Alignment: Dark, but not like, weird about it
Hobbies: Sewing, birds, alchemy, avoiding notice
Seeking: Varin Mortifer told me that I could use this to make a friend, so...ideally a friend, please. It's okay if you don't want to be my friend, though. I won't be upset.
Avoiding: You probably wouldn't like me very much if you want someone who speaks a lot. I'm more comfortable listening.
That was... interesting. A literal... rock was on the app. Not sure if a Joke or not, but I'd rather not try and find out about that."You don't need a dichroscope to know I'm the real deal."
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Thought very highly of herself, didn't put an age, so either didn't want to admit how old she was, or just wanted to play teasing games. Also Equestrian Dressage? The image of the Horse Girls back on Weik made me shudder. Some of them treated their horses like a man they wanted in life.Name: Solaria
Age: Guess correctly, and I may forgive you for asking.
Alignment: Lawful Evil, according to men who lost arguments.
Hobbies: Equestrian dressage, Combative Training and War
Seeking: An ardent lover, with emotional intelligence. Graceful and charming with with enough self-respect to stand beside me
Avoiding: Sycophants, idle flatterers, fawning admirers, with fragile egos need not apply. I'm not interested in those too eager to kneel and too timid to stand.
Little bit about me: I am a woman of refined tastes and high expectations. I admire those that can bring confidence, manners, and a spine.
A reptilian with multiple arms? Interesting. But the age? Nah. Cant have a drink with them. Sorry buddy.Name: Novac Lyrikal
Age: 20
Alignment: Light side
Hobbies: fixing droids, exploring junkyards, taking care of my many pets
Seeking: Friends
Avoiding: People who don't like: snakes, tall people, people who can't blink(im a snake got no eyelids)
Once more, barely an adult. It was without question I swiped.You've got to be kidding me. Why are there other Covenant members joining this? Arris I can understand but the rest...Urgh. Can't leave myself out.
Name: Nilira Vornix. If you know me by another name, no. You don't.
Age: 19
Alignment: Is there any point to alignment at the end of the day? For those who care, I'm dark aligned.
Hobbies: Reading. Studying. Experimentation (No, not the kind you're thinking of. I mean the "boring" kind.) Karaoke is alright. I guess. People watching.
Seeking: ...What am I meant to put here? People to talk to? People who aren't judgemental? Or would that come under avoiding? Really should have thought this out more...
Avoiding: Pantorans. Arkanians. Thieves. Jedi.
Little bit about me: Was what I said earlier not enough? I am firm in my beliefs. I'm more of a fighter than I look. I know at least seven ways to break a bone. Twenty three ways if we're counting the Force. Wait no, no. That makes me sound more aggressive than I actually am. I'm just stating facts. How do I edit this thing? Wait, no, I didn't mean to hit submit, wait wait wai-
What is it with Nineteen year olds on the app? Was this for like rich men who wanted someone younger? Or was it lesbians? I couldn't tell which.Name: Eira Dyn
Age: 19
Alignment: Sith, Evil, Criminal, Bounty Hunter/Assassin
Hobbies: Studying ancient Sith texts, killing, torturing, training my powers, dominating and manipulating others, and playing Dejarik
Seeking: A fellow Sith or dark adjacent, someone appreciates ambition, not going to stand in my way, interesting personality, creative, gender and age does not matter.
Avoiding: Jedi, friends of Jedi, anyone who will get jealous, monogamy, someone without ambition, someone who thinks they can be superior to me.
Little bit about me: A Sith Apprentice on her path to becoming Sith Empress one day hopefully, strong willed and strong minded, I do not enjoy the company of fools. I have been on this app a few times with not a whole lot of success. Interested in seeing what happens this time around.
"The Force Guides the rest?" It was a debate. Not too fond of those who saw the force as some kind of "hold to the iron rod" kind of faith. But the rest of what they had was alright in my eyes. I tilted my head back and forth. Finger hovering over the buttons.
A heavy roll of my eyes. Yet another nineteen year old? At least this one didn't look like a Sith right from the start.
Interesting. Gunslinger, liked to move around. I didn't care for the Criminal/Scum line. Little full of themselves? Eh. it was interesting enough.
A Neti? It was interesting. While they were clearly a darker person, they were interesting to my eyes. Even wanting to get out of their own comfort zone. A shrug.
Dangerous? And avoiding people like her Father? Who was her father? At least the age was nice. She looked good from what I could see. Well, they always say look for the girl with Daddy issues and you will have a good time.
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Name: Amara
Age: 32
Alignment: I'm not really a principled lady, so whichever way the wind blows.
Hobbies: You can find me shopping most days, and clubbing most nights, usually in different cities and on different planets depending on how much I feel like traveling that week. Between those days, though, I might get my hands a little dirty and do a little amateur archaeology.
Seeking: I guess we can start with good conversation with the right ambience and we can go from there, though someone a little less full of themselves than me would be a pretty important ask.
Avoiding: Anyone who knows my daddy. I'll be a bit nasty about it, actually, so just skip right over me if you do. If you don't recognize me enough to make the connection then this isn't for you![]()
Little bit about me: In a few words, I'm bad news in a dress and heels. I'll be the prim and proper girl that your mom loves to see when you come to visit, and the woman that makes you stay up way too late the night before. I'll probably ruin your life, if you let me, but you won't regret everything that happens first.
Unknown age? Cyborg? it was iffy. At the end, I shook my head.Name: Saul
Age: Unknown to him; roughly looks like early 20s
Alignment: Gray; doesn't worry about force politics, just about getting by.
Hobbies: Tearing a starship apart and putting it back together again, Cooking, Parkour, being an innocent-looking troublemaker
Seeking: Just seeing who he finds in this big galaxy
Avoiding: People who want to make him tear his hair out
Little bit about me:
Saul here,
I'm just an experiment gone wrong; hopefully ours goes right. I'm a wanderer who sets up shop all across the galaxy, repairing metal ladies and seeing where the wind blows. Otherwise, I hope at the very least to get a smile or a laugh out of you.
Now that is a woman. A very interesting prospect. But avoiding men unless they like the taste of leather? Some unclean thoughts rose through my mind. It would be interesting at least to just see who they are. A slow wobble of my head. Would I be into leather?Name: Nekana Quane
Age: Early 30s
Alignment: Dark, but I don't go to church
Hobbies: Drink, spice, info-gathering, dives and nightclubs, feats of physical prowess
Seeking: Literally anyone else (see: Avoiding)
Avoiding:
* Men—unless they like the taste of leather
* Remorse—why feel bad for giving people what they deserve?
Little bit about me: Product of the underbelly of the galaxy
Your worst nightmare, unless you stay on mygoodnice side
And if you can do that? I could be your drug
Now that was... an impressive man. Self made royalty of a planet? Mandalorian? There was a thought, but I would rather not get pulled into the Mandalorians right now. Would have to be just the right person. For now, I shook my head.
Steam still clung to his shoulders as Adonis stepped from the shower, a towel draped around his neck while he scrubbed at damp hair. For perhaps the first time in weeks there were no meetings to attend, no petitions to review, no militia reports waiting for his approval.
Just quiet.
The buzz of his datapad on the counter interrupted the moment.
New Message Received
He frowned, wiping condensation from the screen with his thumb.
From: Lys Solan
Subject: Since you refuse to help yourself
"...What have you done?"
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New Message
Inbox • Personal Correspondence
From: Lys Solan
To: Adonis Angelis IV
Subject: Since you refuse to help yourself
Received: 09:17
Hey Adonis,
You keep saying you are "too busy" to make one of these, which is funny because I have watched you renegotiate an entire supply chain deal before breakfast.
So I made it for you.
Before you start complaining, yes, I used the fish picture. No, I will not apologize. It makes you look approachable in the same way a Star Destroyer with its hangar lights on looks approachable.
Use it. Delete it. Pretend you never saw it. Whatever makes you feel in control.
But for once, maybe let someone else do something for you.
Hope you don't mind.
— Lys
P.S The password is burc'ya if you want to see your messages.
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Adonis stared at the attachment for several seconds. Then several more.
The fish picture.
Of course she had used the fish picture.
His expression shifted somewhere between disbelief and reluctant amusement as he scrolled through the profile.
Strong walls. Open door.
A faint snort escaped him. The worst part was that it wasn't bad. In fact, annoyingly, it was probably better than anything he would have written himself.
He sighed heavily.
"Burc'ya?" he muttered under his breath, reading the password aloud. A pause.
"...That's actually kind of funny."
After another moment he opened the login page.
If anyone asked, however, he would deny everything.