Business For One, Business For All!

[Noxu Za'tire]

In the end, [member="Celty Ikon"], they're all the same.

Bat shit crazy with a side of psychotic. Ain't a single one of 'em any different.

 

[Danger Arceneau]

[member="Noxu Za'tire"]

Kneecaps, Za'tire.

I hope you ain't too fond of yours.

 

[Hailyn]

In the end, [member="Celty Ikon"], they're all the same.

Bat poodoo crazy with a side of psychotic. Ain't a single one of 'em any different.

I object to that!

I'm only psychotic.

 

[Alric Kuhn]

I will gladly attend if you will have me.

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

You're welcomed!

Thread is up:

http://starwarsrp.net/topic/50143-wait-youre-not-all-legitimate-are-you-open-ask-to-join/

 

[Jonathon Patches]

-Noxu Za'tire, Legitimate Businessman.

Hi, I'm Noxu Za'tire! You might remember me from threads such as: "I'm Totally Legitimate. I swear!" and "I Don't Know How That Hooker Got There!" and I'm here to talk to you about Jesus business.

Remember the good ol' days when Nar Shaddaa was run amok with Scoundrels, no-good doers, and potential business prospects? I sure do.

My plan is to have a small business convention on Nar Shaddaa in the Always Classy™ Club Ufora!

It's going to be a simple, social convention where businessmen and businesswomen (droids also welcomed) are allowed to come and mingle, chat, and strike up some deals! Drinks are on the house, as this is such a special occasion, as well! What more could you want?

So, feel free to come drop by! Make some deals! Say hello! Get shot in the back some fancy deals and make money!

Disclaimer: It's Nar Shaddaa. There's a good chance you'll be shot on your trip to, in the middle of, and away from the club. Noxu Za'tire is not responsible for any deaths, dismemberments, broken bones, or missing children.

Disclaimer #2: No children allowed in Club Ufora.

[member="Danger Arceneau"]

Sadly, that all sounds far more legitimate and far less dangerous than the LAST proposal you gave me...

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

Yeah. I know, right? I bet it also sounds like something you should join in on. Y'know.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

yes, Patches.... join us.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

*Looks at [member="Sarge Potteiger"] and [member="Noxu Za'tire"]*

I am pretty sure you guys are the reason that BOTH of my legs ache when it rains...

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

So, you're in. Cool. Looking forward to it!

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Well, patches, you tried to run.

I don't like when people run after I tell them to stop.

So I made you stop.

I inevitably shoot the people who don't listen to me.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

What's the worst that could happen... right?


Oh.... right...

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

You put on a lot of weight in that picture.

 

[Darth Ayra]

| [member="Noxu Za'tire"] | [member="Sarge Potteiger"] | [member="Simone"] | [member="Danger Arceneau"] |

In terms of canon, where is this set? In 837 ABY, before the Netherworld event or 844 ABY, when half the galaxy has upped and disappeared?

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

[member="Alicia Drey"]

Hell if I know. I don't even know what's going on with these events. I just started a thread for the fun of it.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

[member="Alicia Drey"]


[member="Noxu Za'tire"] prefers to go with a "fly by the seat of his pants" mentality... which is probably why he ends up without pants so often...

 

[Cira]

Well, patches, you tried to run.

I don't like when people run after I tell them to stop.

So I made you stop.

I inevitably shoot the people who don't listen to me.

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

[member="Alicia Drey"]


[member="Noxu Za'tire"] prefers to go with a "fly by the seat of his pants" mentality... which is probably why he ends up without pants so often...

It's my damn ship. I can be pantless if I want to.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

It's my damn ship. I can be pantless if I want to.

*looks at pantsless [member="Noxu Za'tire"] *

Well... I see the air conditioning is working on your ship... might want to try turning on the heat, if that is the look you are going for...