Business For One, Business For All!

[Noxu Za'tire]

"I have a plan. It's a wonderful plan. Ain't nobody goin' to get killed or shot in the midst of this plan."

-Noxu Za'tire, Legitimate Businessman.

Hi, I'm Noxu Za'tire! You might remember me from threads such as: "I'm Totally Legitimate. I swear!" and "I Don't Know How That Hooker Got There!" and I'm here to talk to you about Jesus business.

Remember the good ol' days when Nar Shaddaa was run amok with Scoundrels, no-good doers, and potential business prospects? I sure do.

My plan is to have a small business convention on Nar Shaddaa in the Always Classy™ Club Ufora!

It's going to be a simple, social convention where businessmen and businesswomen (droids also welcomed) are allowed to come and mingle, chat, and strike up some deals! Drinks are on the house, as this is such a special occasion, as well! What more could you want?

So, feel free to come drop by! Make some deals! Say hello! Get shot in the back some fancy deals and make money!

Disclaimer: It's Nar Shaddaa. There's a good chance you'll be shot on your trip to, in the middle of, and away from the club. Noxu Za'tire is not responsible for any deaths, dismemberments, broken bones, or missing children.

Disclaimer #2: No children allowed in Club Ufora.

[member="Danger Arceneau"]

 

[Danger Arceneau]

[member="Noxu Za'tire"]​

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Za'tire...​

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

Hey there, beautiful.

I take it you're in? I'll make sure to have the doors widened for those hips so you can join us.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

Yo [member="Khaleel Malvern"], check it.

 

[Danger Arceneau]

Hey there, beautiful.

I take it you're in? I'll make sure to have the doors widened for those hips so you can join us.

It is my club after all, Za'tire.

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

Oh, so you're sayin' you already got the doors widened?

Good to know. Hope ya made room in there for your ego as well, sweetheart.

Try to play nice this time.

 

[Danger Arceneau]

[member="Noxu Za'tire"]

 

[Cross Ikon]

[member="Noxu Za'tire"]

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

[member="Danger Arceneau"]

Stop starin' at me like that, Rose. You're goin' to be givin' me a complex.

[member="Cross Ikon"]

You joinin' in on the fun?

 

[Danger Arceneau]

[member="Noxu Za'tire"]

*eye twitches*

 

[Celty Ikon]

[member="Noxu Za'tire"]

Obviously. Maybe on this character or my pirate one... Cross isn't a pirate on this board

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

[member="Noxu Za'tire"]

*eye twitches*

Ow! Oi! Hey!

Save it for the bedroom, sweetheart!

 

[Raven Hayashi]

Cross isn't a pirate on this board, yet

Just thought I'll fix that for you

 

[Celty Ikon]

[member="Raven Hayashi"]

Thanks, Fuzzy...

 

[Yoru Shakou]

Perhaps [member="Danger Arceneau"] would prefer a pleasant trip to meet the Baroness at her estate rather than deal with such brutishness?

 

[Tegaea Alcori]

[member="Noxu Za'tire"]
Hello...Noxu.

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

Perhaps [member="Danger Arceneau"] would prefer a pleasant trip to meet the Baroness at her estate rather than deal with such brutishness?

I don't know 'bout that, sweetcheeks. Ain't nobody more brutish than damn nobility, that's for sure. At least with Nar Shaddaa, you get what you're payin' for.

[member="Noxu Za'tire"]
Hello...Noxu.

.... Eh.... hi.

 

[Yoru Shakou]

sweetcheeks.

[member="Danger Arceneau"], got another of those vase handy?

 

[Danger Arceneau]

[member="Danger Arceneau"], got another of those vase handy?

Oh yeah. I do.

 

[Celty Ikon]

sweetcheeks

*refers to [member="Baroness Magrath"] and [member='The Cartographer'] collectively as "Snake Eyes"*

I'm going to watch this train wreck and laugh.